Welcome to the kittyradio.com forums.
You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. Remove these ads when you register. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!
If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us. | 
06-04-2007, 08:32 PM
|  | gotoffwivkeily | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the harbour
Posts: 6,026
| | | Happy Birthday Duchess!
Hope you have a great day  |
06-04-2007, 08:42 PM
|  | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
Posts: 7,496
| | | How embarassing would it be if you slept naked and like all your friends and family came over to your house and woke you up to say happy birthday and saw you all naked and sleepy? It would be awkard. Im so glad people invented clothes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! |
06-04-2007, 08:56 PM
| | gotoffwivkeily | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the harbour
Posts: 6,026
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by KillTheLastRomantic  Im so glad people invented clothes. | And locks...
I sometimes think I sleepwalk and do incredibly inappropriate things to objects/ people and the witnesses are too embarrassed to tell me.
Duchess one of the coolest new members here btw |
06-04-2007, 09:15 PM
| | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
Posts: 7,496
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by walterboy And locks...
I sometimes think I sleepwalk and do incredibly inappropriate things to objects/ people and the witnesses are too embarrassed to tell me.
Duchess one of the coolest new members here btw | Oh god I would be soo embarrassed! |
06-04-2007, 09:18 PM
| | gotoffwivkeily | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the harbour
Posts: 6,026
| | | I once pissed into my sisters bin when I was sleepwalking. She was awake. |
06-04-2007, 09:21 PM
| | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
Posts: 7,496
| | | hahaha.
remember when you were little and you would have dreams of weeing on the toilet, but you were actually weeing your bed. when i would wake up mid wee and realise sometimes, i would just keep weeing because i didn't want to get up and it was wet already. mum would get so annoyed. |
06-04-2007, 09:26 PM
| | gotoffwivkeily | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the harbour
Posts: 6,026
| | | Can we turn this into a gross story thread? I think Duchess would approve.
When I was little I wouldn't leave my room if it was nighttime. I was sick in my sleep onto the pillow next to me and because no one came into my room when i shouted for my mum I went back to sleep. When my parents woke me in the morning I was covered in dried sick.
I just read that back to myself and I'm pretty disgusted at myself. |
06-04-2007, 09:43 PM
|  | would rock the japanese | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In a flesh wound
Posts: 1,608
| | Happy Birthday  !!!! |
06-04-2007, 10:31 PM
|  | Smokin' and drinkin' | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Peter Cook's ashtray
Posts: 5,141
| | Happy birthday! |
06-04-2007, 10:41 PM
|  | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 1,106
| | Happy Birthday!
Have a wonderful day!
And I agree with walterboy, you are one of the coolest new members!  |
06-05-2007, 01:42 AM
|  | is maintaining the high | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: l.A.
Posts: 1,042
| |  Many Happy Returns of the Day
happy b-day! |
06-05-2007, 04:21 AM
|  | blah | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: London
Posts: 1,665
| | | Thanks everyone! I love birthdays. Even though I'm at work, which is a bit rubbish. I've decided I shan't do anything productive with my time here though.
Procrastination!
And I totally approve of gross stories in my birthday thread.
The worst kind of sicky sickness I ever had was food poisoning when I was about twelve. It was so bad every time I moved I'd vomit/poop, and even when I didn't try and move I still needed to vom/poo. Anyway, even though I knew that I needed constant voming/pooing action, I let myself fall into a deep sleep. A few hours later, when my mum had come home from work, she woke me up by screaming at me. And I mean screaming. I had shat and vommed in my bed. Many, many, many times.
It was so bad it had seeped through to the other side of my matress, and my poor mum had to not only clean up the surface vom/poo but then bundle up all the bed stuff, including matress, and drive it to the dump. The car smelled shitty for weeks.
GROSS STORIES. |
06-05-2007, 04:25 AM
|  | repose most louche | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: feasting with panthers
Posts: 1,802
| | Work nonwithstanding, hope you have a super day
__________________ *Huggy Ragnarsson Is My Co-Pilot* "coming up on kittyradio, an erotic thriller featuring Shannon Tweed..." |
06-05-2007, 05:18 AM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
Posts: 18,382
| | | Happy Birthday fellow time traveller! There's nothing like a sausage sandwich!
__________________
Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
06-05-2007, 05:23 AM
|  | Chairman~MouseyTongue | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chairman Meow
Posts: 6,938
| | Hope you don't vom. your cake and drinkies tonight!!!!!! |
06-05-2007, 06:47 AM
| | gotoffwivkeily | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the harbour
Posts: 6,026
| | | Oh wow, you win. I've never pooed the bed. |
06-05-2007, 07:16 AM
|  | the blood is thicker | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany
Posts: 6,574
| | i guess this is the official thread then?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUCHESS
i hope you have a great day, despite work |
06-05-2007, 09:01 AM
|  | brain problem situation | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 3,625
| | happy birthday Duchess
i hope you have a great day |
06-05-2007, 11:57 AM
|  | saint or celebrity? | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: croydon, basically.
Posts: 2,860
| | happy birthday |
06-05-2007, 12:04 PM
|  | a.k.a Madge Spammer | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Panama
Posts: 8,223
| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Duchess Thanks everyone! I love birthdays. Even though I'm at work, which is a bit rubbish. I've decided I shan't do anything productive with my time here though.
Procrastination!
And I totally approve of gross stories in my birthday thread.
The worst kind of sicky sickness I ever had was food poisoning when I was about twelve. It was so bad every time I moved I'd vomit/poop, and even when I didn't try and move I still needed to vom/poo. Anyway, even though I knew that I needed constant voming/pooing action, I let myself fall into a deep sleep. A few hours later, when my mum had come home from work, she woke me up by screaming at me. And I mean screaming. I had shat and vommed in my bed. Many, many, many times.
It was so bad it had seeped through to the other side of my matress, and my poor mum had to not only clean up the surface vom/poo but then bundle up all the bed stuff, including matress, and drive it to the dump. The car smelled shitty for weeks.
GROSS STORIES. |
omg WHY WHY???  | |
