so i've been watching alot of Katie and Peter (which is straight trash, and i admit i laugh aloud whenever Harvey -- katie price's obscenely fat and bratty kid, i think from another babydaddy -- comes on screen. like, right now, he's in the hospital for fatness, and is being hoisted around by a little fat-kid crane) and katie's tits are seriously funny.

ANYHOW. point is, i've been using my fake british accent alot of late, but i need to make it better.

what're some ways to fake a british accent? or some key words i should practice. and.. i feel like if i ever meet an intelligent soul, or an English person they'll ask where i'm from.. and i know accents are related to location. so i can't very well say i'm from Kent but have a Geordie accent, you know?


hmm. maybe i should post a .wav of my current fake accent, so i can get tips on how to improve it?

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i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?
-francesca woodman

now why on earth would you want to sound like a brit????

because we sound super hot fi....

well some of us

katie ands peter? is that jordon and peter andre? oh man.. they have a show.

it is another babydaddy, some footballer, jordon is a page three footballer ****er.

well, if you're american.. it's a step up. really.

plus, i have this silly thing i do, when i go to grocery stores, or talk to people i know i'll never see again, is i'll just lie and make up a fake accent. because, i can!

anyway. i need to get my british one to be better. more spot on. and less.. fake?

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i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?
-francesca woodman

agreed. how can we possibly help you if we don't fully understand your current skill level??