fake british accents
so i've been watching alot of Katie and Peter (which is straight trash, and i admit i laugh aloud whenever Harvey -- katie price's obscenely fat and bratty kid, i think from another babydaddy -- comes on screen. like, right now, he's in the hospital for fatness, and is being hoisted around by a little fat-kid crane) and katie's tits are seriously funny.
ANYHOW. point is, i've been using my fake british accent alot of late, but i need to make it better.
what're some ways to fake a british accent? or some key words i should practice. and.. i feel like if i ever meet an intelligent soul, or an English person they'll ask where i'm from.. and i know accents are related to location. so i can't very well say i'm from Kent but have a Geordie accent, you know?
hmm. maybe i should post a .wav of my current fake accent, so i can get tips on how to improve it?
i am so vain. and yet, so masochistic. how can the two coexist?