HUGE FUCKING SPIDER!

i noticed my kitty batting at something out of the corner of my eye and i turned around and its a HUGE FUCKING SPIDER.

i mean -- BIIIIIGGG!!!! like, we don't have spiders that size here.

i can see FUR ON IT! wtf is it?????

i'm so scared. i've got it trapped (i hope) beneath my shoe... and i have no fucking clue what to do w/ it now. i thought about running upstairs to get my neighbors?? guys. I CANNOT HANDLE SPIDERS. not big ones. i'm seriously going to cry. or throw up.

...and what if there's more?

pls tell me what i should do.

call it boris and cuddle it.

I would just start spazzing and beat it to death with the shoe. Probably screaming like a girl the whole time too. There aren't too many options.

This is good too.

BLOW TORCH IT. That's what i was going to do with my spider infestation. OR spray it with deodorant or something that usually fucks 'em up for a bit & then KILL IT.