| As a father and his 6yo daughter... As a father and his 6yo daughter were cleaning up a spare room in the house, the daughter spied two spiders on the floor, one on top of the other.
"Dad", she asked, "what sort of spider is that"... "and what are they doing?"
"Well love, that's a Daddy Longlegs and they appear to be mating"... "Ohhh", says the girl, her dad realising that her innocence and age bear her no grasp on the subject of mating.
"So is the spider on the bottom the Mummy Longlegs?"
The father, smiling at the inncoence of his angel says;
"No love, that is a Daddy Longlegs too!"
With this the girl looks at her proud, smiling father and frowns in confusion, then looks down at the two spiders and stomps her tiny little foot on them, squishing them both into the floor...
Before her father can utter a word to his child, the young girl, in loud, authority filled voice says; "Well, we'll be having no more of that P**fter Sh*t in this house!"
__________________ Obviously, people in whom those beneficial genetic changes are not fully developed—or, in Ms. Love's case, appear to have occurred in a much smaller number—will exhibit self-destructive, attention-seeking behavior reminiscent of a chimp in a cage who masturbates in public and flings turds at visitors," said Anders. |