if you were to kill yourself, would you bother shaving your legs prior to your death?
also, would you do your make up?
i was on oxygen and a heart monitor on monday night (yeah, bigz, aidsfag, etc. lol) because of a bottle of gin and a box of zantex.
i shaved my armpits for the occasion but not my legs.
so yeah, the question is: would you bother to make yourself 'physically appropriate" before your attempt?

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yes.

my legs are always shaved.

don't be a nasty bitch.

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makeup is really another story though because.

i'm too lazy to do it most days when i'm gonna be alive. let alone days i'll be dead.

then i'd prolly just blow my face off so no one could chastise me on celebrity morgue.

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i dont wear makeup anyway. but i would make a really confusing scene to be found. like a childsbook tea party or osmething and have really puzzling things in the room. and have like something arranged to be sent in the mail like months later or something.

that's good ideas^^^

you're really inspiring me to off myself now.

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I would do weights to pump up my biceps/triceps, and leave my 6 pack exposed in case the coroner was into necrophilia and wanted to have a go. But I would leave a tape recording advising that only female coroners are permitted to enter my personal space and that she must yell 'ride 'em cowboy!' whilst being perched on my yard stick.

I think I am going to become a coroner.

i've put all my kids books out there's about 20 of them and there's one called the 'three sillies', about 3 drunk men. lol. and it's got a mallet. bring it on!!! i'm loving this. i want a mallet!
now i've got a kids' jug and cup, sitting on top of 'little lamb bakes a cake'. haha, keep me up with ideas, people!!

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get some colouring in books
colour them in
leave certain parts of the pictures uncoloured and write something near them


no wait! a suicide note should be wrote throught the colouring in book.

brb, gonna have a bath and SHAVE MY LEGS.
bigz, you should be excited.

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if this thread ends up on scarborough country.

i want to say something epic.

for all times.

but i don't think fox news cares about anybody in shitty old oz.

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Or anyone outside texas and/or the rest of the bible belt

well idk.

they sure care about the v tech brats.

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Because the story contained guns/murder/fear, a hobby of all Texans. It was perfectly tailored for their market audience.

well i don't have anything to say that is epic enough for newz.

but i don't think she has the guts.

15th time's a charm.

& personally i don't give a fuck if she does.

i've done the shave legs.

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pics please

hell yes. leave a beautiful corpse is my motto.

i wouldn't want to glorify my corpse because it'd be someone i knew who found it.

finding a friend's body is not an experience that befits vanity.