True OR bullshit?

I`ll give you 3 chances to convince me..It`s ALL crap.....

Kirk Douglas led a noble slave uprising in Spartacus, Michael Douglas tongued Sharon Stone's oily marble in Basic Instinct.

now that's the kind of irrefutable evidence they stand and applaud at the U.N.

ONLY because for the FIRST time.................. The pussy was.......Prime

Or would that be..............."Dateline?"

Uncle Jemimah: Do you like drinkin'? Well, if you're like me - you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce, to you, Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemimah. You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemimah, the Pancake Lady. Now, she says that sellin' booze is degradin' to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on account of you flippin' flapjack! Then she say, "Why booze?" I says, "Sell what you know", and I know about booze. Uncle Jemimah's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content, and that's per volume. That means you get f^cked up for less money!