You have :

The Touring Hippies - these are dirty hippies who just travel from town to town touring with their favorite hippy band (Grateful Dead, Phish, or for some unknown reason, Dave Matthews). They are sort of an enigma, because they drive around in VW buses that get 10 mpg. However, they are always up for a game of hacky sack.

The Healthy Hippies - they live green, the wear Birkenstocks, they are members of the Sierra club and they like organic food. They live a healthy lifestyle and shun anything corporate. They usually drive a Prius or equally eco-friendly vehicle. Ed Begley Jr. is the perfect example of this.

The Legalize It Hippies - these guys are stoned 24/7 and subscribe to High Times magazine. They are members of NORML and they talk non-stop about all of the benefits of hemp. They are also a lot of fun to mess around with, so they have at least one redeeming quality.

The Free Love Hippies - They are all about love and peace, but mostly they are about hooking up with other dirty hippies and getting freaky deaky. You can tell who they are by the vast amounts of patchouli oil they wear and the fact that they never shave. The guys are just as bad.

The Old Hippies - a.k.a. The Original Hippies. They desperately hold on to the original hippy values. This group is divided into two groups - the old hippies who are burnt out from the 60s and the others who were a bit more enterprising and opened some organic yogurt, ice cream, or other natural product business. Ben & Jerry fall into this category.

The Wanna-be Hippies - They are in high school and think that wearing mom and dad’s old clothes makes them a hippy. They burn a lot of incense and talk about buddhism. They usually try to latch on to some hippy band to make them seem like they are part of the scene. However, they talk on their cellphones, have a MySpace page, and spend a lot of money at the local coffee house, but not Starbucks - because they’re evil man.

this is what i want to be when i grow up
though i have no idea who ed begley is, whoops

__________________
should i choose a noble occupation
if i did i'd only show up late and sick
and they would stare at me with hatred
plus my only natural talent's wasted

FUCK organic"
idiots
maybe if you got some "organic air" youd be doing something
but *yawn*
until then have fun wasting money
i wish i could be a traveler soemtimes but im spoiled
and i can reallyonly go a week with no showa/hurrwawsh
im weak

hey, you just called me an idiot!
and as a teenager i dreamed of having an old vw bus for my home and to be free to go where ever i wanted in it
haha

__________________
should i choose a noble occupation
if i did i'd only show up late and sick
and they would stare at me with hatred
plus my only natural talent's wasted