no need for a packin' just hook it up and gets a goin'

Not to mention all the money you make for showing a guy a good time! And microwave dinners! Oh talk about gettin a gal xxxcited.

there's a couple who order pizzas for delivery regularly at my place of employment that live in a trailer court. this couple is so large they literally don't get up off the floor. if you go to the wrong door, they'll either shout at you to go to the other one or roll, yes, i said roll, to the other side to answer it (i have not personally witnessed the rolling, but a co-worker has). when i took a delivery there, there was--and i'm not kidding--a pile of feces on the floor and flies buzzing around. i didn't even bother sticking around to collect any possible tip (as if they would anyway), it stunk so bad.

they **** on the floor? or animal **** on the floor? that is sick.