my grandma runs into people w/ her shopping cart if they don't get out of her way. oh how I admire her....

I've been researching and planning ahead for what to do to keep that from happening. One thing will work for sure. It entails a full bathtub with me in it and an electric heater dropped in.

When I really want to be a ****, I have this favorite thing I do.

If I'm in line at Safeway with a ****load of groceries, I swear to god it never fails. I get some nasty old ***** and her *****whipped old husband behind me. It stresses me out. They'll pull this passive/aggressive **** where they'll ***** at thier husbands about the way I put my groceries on the counter thing or **** like that. When they do that, I'll slow way the hell down on purpose.

If they're really obnoxious, I will PUPOSELY let the guy who comes up behind them go in front of me if I haven't gotten going yet. It's hilarious because I'll look the ***** right in the eye the whole time I'm doing it, so she just huffs and puffs but ain't no way she's gonna say **** to me. Yep, I love doing **** like that to those horrible old *****es. If they're nice, I'll go out of way to help them with stuff. However, if they're mean and degrading, I'll mess up their day.

there is a lot of passive agressive huffing and puffing with those *****es. i hate that.

you say the right thing all the time. ****.