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03-16-2007, 05:57 AM
|  | died for your sins | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: nailed to the cross
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| | | reading on the toilet
so, how about a Q&A thread about this:
1. Do you read on the toilet?
2. What is next to your toilet RIGHT NOW?
3. Do you believe reading on the toilet is socially acceptable?
4. Do you sometimes spend extra time in the toilet just to read?
5. Is taking your laptop to the toilet a bit too much?
Or just generally discuss the topic. |
03-16-2007, 05:58 AM
|  | BADMAN. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: my manor.
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| | | I papered the toilet in my old hosue with articles and interviews and little stories and things.
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03-16-2007, 06:02 AM
| | died for your sins | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: nailed to the cross
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| | | petals has a time magazine next to her toilet that has been there for FOUR MONTHS.
I keep picking it up and i know it almost word for word now. |
03-16-2007, 06:04 AM
| | died for your sins | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: nailed to the cross
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| | | I know now all about the genome mapping of the honey bee
And a lot of apeculation on the Bush mid-term election
And kidnappings of ordinary iraqis
And casino projects in Macau
And ethnic ghettos is Paris
I know that Sandy West died recently
And Kurt Cobain made more money ($50m+) than any other dead celebrity in 2005
And the pollution score in Singapore hit a record high of 150
100 is the maximum the government says it is safe to be outside in
Also there is speculation that North Korean nuclear testing led to increased sexual activity due to stress based on condom sales in the nation's family mart convenience stores. Sales increased that week from around 1572 to around 1930 (she'll be able to verify those figures). |
03-16-2007, 06:05 AM
| | died for your sins | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: nailed to the cross
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| | | I also believe Panama should go with the canal expansion project, with the water-recycling gates that would save 60% of the water used. |
03-16-2007, 06:05 AM
|  | She's like the wind | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your face.
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| | | 1. Do you read on the toilet? Yeah
2. What is next to your toilet RIGHT NOW? Nothing. I take a book in when i go
3. Do you believe reading on the toilet is socially acceptable? Yeahman. I would do it even if it wasn't
4. Do you sometimes spend extra time in the toilet just to read? I'll finish the page even if i'm done...
5. Is taking your laptop to the toilet a bit too much? haha. I bet i would do it.
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03-16-2007, 06:06 AM
| | died for your sins | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: nailed to the cross
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| | | And that malaysia's ex-president is a bit of a shit-stirrer. |
03-16-2007, 06:12 AM
|  | Negative squire! | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Southampton
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by *^_^*  5. Is taking your laptop to the toilet a bit too much? haha. I bet i would do it. | You so have done it! I bet you're doing it now. Dirty bitch.
The toilet is the best place to read, be it websites or books. |
03-16-2007, 07:19 AM
|  | Mustard Tiger | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | I play solitaire while on the toilet. |
03-16-2007, 07:39 AM
|  | angst:deep and mysterious | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | kr would be excellent toilet reading material. do they have japanese internet projecting toilets yet? |
03-16-2007, 07:42 AM
|  | Cherry Kookoo | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: inside glammy's head
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by volcom I play solitaire while on the toilet. | as in monkey spanking solitaire or a game on your laptop?
i have a huge stack of old empure magazines which i've read ad nausuem, along with a few old big issues and who mags |
03-16-2007, 07:44 AM
|  | the war within | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | 1. Do you read on the toilet?
yes
2. What is next to your toilet RIGHT NOW?
La Dolce Musto -- the collected Michael Musto columns
3. Do you believe reading on the toilet is socially acceptable?
yes, what else should I be doing? playing the harp?
4. Do you sometimes spend extra time in the toilet just to read?
yes, it's quiet in the can. no dog, no phone, no BF.
5. Is taking your laptop to the toilet a bit too much?
no.
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03-16-2007, 07:54 AM
|  | give me the sickest one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: fox in the snow
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| | | 1. Do you read on the toilet? yes.
2. What is next to your toilet RIGHT NOW? ten conversations you should have with your kids, debbie bliss baby knits, interweave press knitting magazine pring 2007, critical care nursing 2006,
3. Do you believe reading on the toilet is socially acceptable? yes but knitting on the toilet is not. ive done it though.
4. Do you sometimes spend extra time in the toilet just to read? yes
5. Is taking your laptop to the toilet a bit too much? unwieldy i dont have a laptop but i would imagine that its not easy
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from the top of this lonesome hill
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from here all the way to singapore
but i will carry you home in my teeth
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03-16-2007, 08:16 AM
|  | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
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| | | 1.Do you read on the the toilet? No
2.What is next to your toilet RIGHT NOW? A bath on the right, a wall on the left and spare toilet paper rolls.
3. Do you believe reading on the toilet is socially acceptable? Yeah, I guess. But in public toilets it would be gross?
4. Do you sometimes spend extra time in the toilet just to read? No
5. Is taking your laptop to the toilet a bit too much? Would it really be worth it? What if it slipped off your lap and cracked the screen, that would be embarrassing. |
03-16-2007, 08:47 AM
|  | Born a loser | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sweden
Posts: 1,599
| | | 1. Do you read on the toilet? No, it' always goes real fast in there for me
2. What is next to your toilet RIGHT NOW? Toilet brush
3. Do you believe reading on the toilet is socially acceptable? Yes?
4. Do you sometimes spend extra time in the toilet just to read? No
5. Is taking your laptop to the toilet a bit too much? Yes. HAH you know what? this computer show on the telly showed how to build a tolet laptop table, so one can LOCK the door when using it. |
03-16-2007, 11:17 AM
|  | a.k.a Madge Spammer | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Panama
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by dr.llama I also believe Panama should go with the canal expansion project, with the water-recycling gates that would save 60% of the water used. | why?? just so that Economic Hit Men can take out all the money and natural resources and drown us in debt that we are never going to be able to pay and for us to be perpetual slaves to the United States' political and economic interests?? |
03-16-2007, 11:24 AM
|  | << thnx CatctusRob | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Crips, Peyote ENGLAND
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| | | 1. Do you read on the toilet?
nnnooooo. why would i want to linger around the smell of my shit longer than i have to? i dont understand why people do this? they dont mind festering around shit with a dirty ass just for the sake of reading?
push, wipe, flush.
2. What is next to your toilet RIGHT NOW?
toilet paper, baby wipes and the waste basket.
3. Do you believe reading on the toilet is socially acceptable?
i dont know. it shouldnt be.
4. Do you sometimes spend extra time in the toilet just to read?
i said no
5. Is taking your laptop to the toilet a bit too much?
yes. |
03-16-2007, 11:26 AM
| | BADMAN. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: my manor.
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| | | misfitcult your avatar goes well with the song billie jean.
some people read on the toilet because they are constipated and already spend a long time on the toilet.
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03-16-2007, 11:29 AM
| | << thnx CatctusRob | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The Crips, Peyote ENGLAND
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by gelflinggirl misfitcult your avatar goes well with the song billie jean.
some people read on the toilet because they are constipated and already spend a long time on the toilet. | i dont understand this logic. ive been constipated before and never thought "oh i may be a while, i should bring a book with me". besides if one is constipated shouldnt you be concentrating on the pushing? |
03-16-2007, 11:30 AM
| | angst:deep and mysterious | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | yeah readers. its all you pizza eaters. stop drop and plop for me. | |
