i'm sure this has been discussed, feel free to neg rep me cuz i'm too lazy to search...

i have white trash living next door to me and the crazy bitch screams at her boyfriend every other night. now i can't stand to be awaken in the middle of the night so i tapped the closet during one yelling session (their place is connected to our bedroom thru the closet) and she screams fuck you...me being the ghetto bitch that i am walked straight out and banged on her door. she refused to come out. told her boyfriend to take care of it but he was more afraid than she was, barely said a word. fuck i thought she was yelling at herself at first. so we called the cops.

well they've been mute for the most part since and every time i run into her in the hall she's dead silent. but last nite the crazy bitch went off again talking about being owed money for an abortion or needing money for an abortion or some shit. i'm like holy fuck, who the hell lets all their business out like that.

i desperately want to throw her down a flight of stairs but she won't come out and play with me!! i need my sleep!

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"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."

"I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing."

"I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. "

-from the goddess that is Anaïs Nin

sounds like you live next to the widow cocaine!

this is the only way to do it.

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when that bitch breathes, the air comes out crooked.

this is probably v/ inappropriate but i rly want to see a pic of you.

i don't know what to tell you other than to complain to your building manager, although i know that does fuckall for these types of situations.

last night, the guy next door apparently got locked out of his apartment by his girlfriend so he spent about 20 minutes THROWING HIMSELF AT THE DOOR in an attempt to break it down. he never got in but it sounded like a SWAT team trying to dismantle the place. next morning there was a small (dried) puddle of vomit to the left of my door.

shit srsly pisses me off.

hahaha...you could be right, the chick wears 50 layers of make up.

beats my last neighbors, also white trash (how does this happen), a mother/daughter combo. both were strippers but got fired (how does that happen). always loud as fuck, i confronted them so many times. the cops were constantly on that block (and it was a quiet ass block full of sweet old people!!). the daughter's husband was abusive, got dragged into a paddywagon, had his head covered because he spit on the cop.

damn near all day, any time of the day we would hear this loud ass banging sound. but usually it would occur anytime between 3am and 5am, and it would go on for like a half hour to an hour. my bf joked that they were tenderizing meat. finally i went so nuts one day i went over to bang on their door and the mother was standing in the doorway. i said, "what the fuck is that banging" and she said....wait for it....wait.....

her daughter was TENDERIZING MEAT!! at 4am in the fucking morning!!! i went batshit. and she starts saying how her daughter gets home late and "she gotta eat too" (imagine it in the most fucked up white trash voice you can think of). i nearly killed that woman. they tenderize meat all day every day, what the fuck were they on, the akins diet?

not to mention they were obviously selling drugs. i felt so bad for all the sweet old people. they hated them. and one lady, uses a fucking oxygen tank, told us the story about how the mom tried to sell herself to the new guy that had moved on the block. god these people were so fucking disgusted.

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"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."

"I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing."

"I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. "

-from the goddess that is Anaïs Nin

eewwww fucking nasty! you poor thing. and you're right, i did talk to the building manager, not much happened. however they were pretty quiet since that one nite (save last nite with the abortion issue, i didnt even bother to say anything, i felt like if she was screaming about an abortion in the middle of the night it must be a pretty fucked situation). however the building manager does keep a file on every tenant and i believe state law will allow eviction if you disturb the peace so i'm gonna keep up on it.

as far as a pic, i've developed a habit of not handing it out. you can ask d22 what i look like assuming he remembers. hahaha

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"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."

"I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing."

"I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. "

-from the goddess that is Anaïs Nin

ugh, this thread just confirms how much i fucking hate living in apartments.
i have had my share of them.
the people above us right now are complete skids, total dub t's.
we have to listen to the woman get pounded every week, and then the guy yelling a few days later at 3:00am, asking if she is cheating on him.
and they have like 5 kids.
nice.
thank fuck we move into our house at the end of april.

I live with my parents...they're pretty crazy! lol

lol @ widow cocaine

ewww that's the worst! we use to live in a apt where...hell we had no idea where it was coming from, but this couple would have THE MOST BORING SEX EVER every few days or so. seriously, BORING, so fucking annoying you couldn't sleep. and i'd constantly be yelling out the window for them to get off already, and told them how lame it sounded. it was utterly pathetic. just mono toned moans. fucking ridiculous.

and i agree, apt life blows. so does rowhome life. i need a DETACHED home. we were going to buy a house this year and i realized i needed to save a shitload more money because i refuse to live in a house attached to anyone else. i would kill someone if i were forced to hear shitty neighbors and had no landlord to complain to...

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"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."

"I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing."

"I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. "

-from the goddess that is Anaïs Nin

Queenz? LOL

hahahahah/.

as much i hate apartment living, i'd hate all the maintenance of owning one's own home. i'd rather bitch about the wacko neighbors than shovel my own driveway. [suburbia/]

well, i'd rather hear the boring sex instead of her screaming at the top of her lungs.
and the guy is just fucking gross.
ugh, the way he moans and groans after he gets off.
it is so disgusting.
especially when you see how hideous these people are.

ewww yeah you actually knew what they looked like...nasty! my old maintenance guy use to live under my apt and occasionally i'd hear him, and the bedpost hit the wall over and over. it was so gross but he was such a nice guy. but still, i did not what to imagine him while hearing that.

and aaron, i'm pretty lazy but i'd rather do maintenance on my house than go to jail for murder.

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"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."

"I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing."

"I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. "

-from the goddess that is Anaïs Nin

yeah, the shitty thing is that we see them at least two times a day.
their parking spot is right beside ours.

agreed.

thanks fen, i will never forget that rant about tenderizing meat.

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I live in a high rise and somehow, by the grace of whatever higher power is lurking above, I never hear ANY of my neighbors.

A music student lived to the right of me until recently, and I'd occasionally hear him practicing his violin, which was actually rather nice.

I'm afraid I'm probably the neighbor from hell in my living situation... ya know, me playing music more audible than it should be at 3:45 AM, me throwing tantrums and tossing random shit at walls and slamming the door, me not waking up to turn off my rather loud alarm in the morning, my obnoxious but lovely friends, etc.

oh no discord...you are NOT the guy that doesn't turn off his alarm! i HATE that guy! what the fuck!!

oh yeah i neglected to mention the neighbors above me, young kids, they like to party. it's always on the weekend so i don't care even if i am trying to study. but i swear to christ it sounds like their wrestling. i swear people are body slamming each other up there. loud thuds and i keep thinking the ceiling is gonna cave.

also they have a dog. a medium size dog. and we saw the apt because originally we were going to take it, it's too small for a dog, it was too small for us which is why we rejected it. they leave that poor dog locked in the bedroom (which is above ours) for hours. and all you hear is the whining and crying. i pity it but want to kill it at the same time. what is it with people disturbing my sleep!

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"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."

"I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing."

"I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. "

-from the goddess that is Anaïs Nin