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Old 02-24-2007, 09:05 AM
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So your going to jail? What now?

I want to start a thread about going to jail..

What to expect on your first day in jail?

Who to be friend with in jail?

Who to avoid?

Who to give cigerettes too and who not to give to.
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:32 AM
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What to expect on your first day in jail? to get kicked to shit

Who to be friend with in jail? the sad bloke in for beating his mar

Who to avoid? the big bloke for killing his family

Who to give cigerettes too and who not to give to. keep 'em for ya self. you might meet shel dockerty from bad girls she might kick ya around for a bit.
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Old 02-24-2007, 11:43 AM
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the cops are worse than inmatesgenerally
on a county level anyway
im sure state is morerape and killing and such tho
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:07 PM
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if we're talking state penitentiary here...

What do you expect on your first day in jail? people teasing/making fun of/trying to intimidate you, getting pushed around/beaten up, people stealing your food

Who to be friend with in jail? the janitor who's worked there for 30 years. and Morgan Freeman

Who to avoid? big guys and nigs

Who to give cigarettes too and who not to give to. keep them for myself/give them to someone who can get something for me when i need something

ps: shawshank redemption rules
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:09 PM
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Haha I just really never want to experience that...lol.
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:12 PM
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being a fish in jail is a bit like being the new kid at school
its a very "highschool" atmosphere only worse and dangerouser with assrapes and such
and no thawngz
i think nawt
maybe the commisary? would have thawngz for sale10 for 2$
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:14 PM
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Thawng Island? Is that Long island by any chance? If so, then howdy neighbour.
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:22 PM
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no its not
its its own soverign state
of nonbeing

howdy still
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:30 PM
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What do you expect on your first day in jail?
Getting my wussy suburban ass kicked until I die. I'm not exactly tough.
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:36 PM
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hahayoud be in rikers!
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:44 PM
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Yes, I sure would. For about five minutes.

My brother once spent a few hours in an NYC jail cell (driving with an expired license, the arresting cop actually apologized and said they were training the rookies and the bosses were all there, otherwise he would have just warned him). He was kind of tough for where we come from, but he was old enough at that point to realize that means shit in an NYC lockup. Our last name is fairly strange, and he said he could hear people yelling it all over the stationhouse or whatever 'Which one is x?'
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Old 02-24-2007, 02:47 PM
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i was in holding with makeup recently

and the pigs were telling/yelling about what i was wearing to intentionally instigate inmate animosity? towards me and try to put me in more potential danger let alone some makeup which would get me enough shit in genpop
but the nurse made it so i didnt have to go i was waiting for bail to post anyway
the pigs are the worst
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Old 02-24-2007, 04:37 PM
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I heard going to jail is like a game, you just gotta act stronger than the other ones...

If some one approaches you requesting you give up that ass then you must fight. The other prisoners love weaker guys and they don't mess with fighters..
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I heard going to jail is like a game, you just gotta act stronger than the other ones...

If some one approaches you requesting you give up that ass then you must fight. The other prisoners love weaker guys and they don't mess with fighters..
it's like the animal life.
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I want to start a thread about going to jail..

What to expect on your first day in jail?

Who to be friend with in jail?

Who to avoid?

Who to give cigerettes too and who not to give to.
everyone was really nice.

really.

i didn't get raped once.

i wanted to... but i didn't.

um... yeah i wanted to.
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Old 02-24-2007, 06:37 PM
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everyone was really nice.

really.

i didn't get raped once.

i wanted to... but i didn't.

um... yeah i wanted to.
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Nice prison story from an accountant sentence to three years...

The little accountant had got three years for some heavy embezzlement, and went into prison with horror stories of prisoner assault. He was sure he was going to be reamed out. His worst fears were realised when his cell mate turned out to be a monster bikie- 2 metres tall, tatts, scars, and missing teeth and various other bits. But his fears were allayed slightly when the bikie revealed himself to be a bit simple, and invited the accountant to play with his toys- his jigsaw, his trains, and his comics. Eventually, the bikie said, ‘Right, now we’ll play Mummies and Daddies. Do you want to be the Mummy or the Daddy?’ A little uneasily, the accountant opted to be Daddy. ‘Very Well,’ said the bikie, ‘now come over here and suck on Mummy’s cock!’
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Old 02-24-2007, 06:59 PM
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