I fucking love the idea of living out in a gorgeous lush forest, where all the trees are so clean and green, and the sunlight comes through them so elegantly, there is no dirt or bugs or anything nasty, just gorgeous thick green grass, and clear water river stream flowing, and a little cabin and stuff.. like snow white fairy tale.. like in those old downy commercials.. and going outside in the early morning where its still sort of dark but you can see, and picking magical mushrooms and eating them and going into a magical world i want it soo bad

I have lots of magic mushrooms. They really changed the way I see the world...lol...

No bugs? That's half the fun. I mean, besides the ticks, what could lurk out there that'd be so bad?

I got offered a job to do water quality testing during the school year at the forest. This would include collecting water bugs. I don't think I can take it, as it's lab work and I'm already swamped. But anyway, there's something quite wonderful about turning over a rock and seeing all the little critters scurry away. Life, you know?

Erm...we're all life as well, y'know? I think humans are far more interesting with all their holes to poke and stuff...

seriously. 8th grade life science man. i still have to volunteer for that at the local watershed here. we actually have salmon runs that make their way in the fall. so cool. it's also where i do my mushroom hunting.