The cat was on my bed and when i asked it to leave, it hissed at me!!
so i ran away.

bastardin cat!

see, my flatmate and i are looking after it for a friend and it was perfectly fine. Then when my flatmate tried to move it from her bed..it hissed at her, she hissed back and it flew for her face!

now it just hisses all the fuckin time.

poke it with a stick.
It wont like that, and the stick will bare the brunt of any scratches.

haha im scared
this thing is pure evil!

its hiding under the drawers just now, dont want to scare it anymore

unless it's a fucking cougar, kick the fucking thing up the arse and throw it out into the road.

you say this as if cats aren't vicious. i was staying with this girl this past summer. i was grateful for her apt in the middle of the city so i never told her that one night her cat blocked the door to the bathroom and after a couple of hours i was sure my bladder was going to burst. vicious, hateful thing.

hahaha.
Awww. Bless you.
Why didn't you flooof the sheets so that it ran away?

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Diving for pearls.

I want a lolly.

i did a little and it just sat there hissing.
it looked so cute and awww then this big fuck off evil face appears.

I'm going to look up 'cat' in a dictionary, because it would seem I've had them confused with cobras all my life.

blow in its face, they hate that. but if it doesn't run away within the first two seconds of you doing this, you will have to be the one who flees because it'll probably smack you in the face with its claws out.

haha thats what im worried about.
i could use a straw...

just a thought tho, if i annoy it, wont is just make it worse? like, instead of hissing all the time it will just go for me and claw my eyes out

just think. all it would take is about 50 hissing cats and humans would no longer be the dominant force on the planet.

if you're reluctant to get scratched or bitten, can't you grab a duvet or big jumper and throw it over the little cunt?

i can get my cat to sleep right next to me <7

probably. i just meant that you could blow in its face as a punishment for being naughty, because that way you're punishing it but not hurting it.

do you think you could make friends with it? like get some cat food and hold it out to the cat so it associates you with food? or is it too vicious even for that?

har de har har laugh all you want, but one of these days a cat is going to mutulate your body and have it for supper.

this is true. if they thought they could get away with it, they'd murder us all in our sleep.

my mum was visiting yesterday and tried that. it took the food then hissed at her. i really want to kick it, but its my friends cat and i feel bad.

withnail- im actually considering that idea now, cannot be arsed with it. Cant believe im being bossed around by a fecking cat

we have a winner.

and pablita - that's the 4th animal-related death scenario you've bestowed up me this month alone. let it go.

yeah, i dont think i will ever live down the feeling of inadequacy i felt that summer. it stuck its claws out and i squealed like a little girl. im usually quite sympathetic to pets, but my mom, when our dogs or cats were acting up, would shoo them away with a broom...usually quite harshly. i should take a lesson from the master.

haha yeh. i think its the whole guilt thing cause its not my cat. I think if it was mine, i wouldnt really care.

ive decided now though, that i like dogs better. could never decide before but i know now!