Inspired by GlamPetals, of course. To help/hurt your cause of sobriety until Friday. Good luck to you!

Do you drink? (Don't bother with the rest if you don't or haven't)
How often?
When was the last time you drank? (Before now if you're currently drinking.)
What is your preferred alcoholic drink?
Do you drink beer?
Do you go out when you drink? Where do you usually go? What do you do?
Do you listen to music when you're drunk? Sing? Write? Paint? Other various artistic abilities?
Do you get mouthy?
Do you get violent?
Do you get hug fiendish?
Do you get a full bladder?
Have you emptied your bladder in an inappropriate place?
Do you stumble a lot?
Do you get anti-social?
Do you impersonate someone or act in another personality?
Do you get that warm, fuzzy feeling from alcohol?
Do you get sleepy?
Do you get conversational?
Do you get louder/quieter?
Do you like to drink or complain about it while you drink?
How many people do you usually get drunk with?
Do you prefer it over narcotics/painkillers/rx meds/etc.? If not, what do you prefer?
Do you get mopey or sad?
Do you whine or complain?
Do you have increased/decreased sexual feelings while your drunk?
If you were to become a well-known cool drunk person in any decade of the 20th century, which would it be?
Who would you get drunk with, out of anyone, anytime, anywhere? You can make a list.
Do you get hangovers? How severely?
Have you ever felt pain from drinking in any other way?
Does drinking make you happier?
Does it fill a hole in your soul?
Does it make you feel powerful?
Is it an escapist thing for you?
Does your family hate that you do it?
Have you ever broken out of a place where you weren't being held or acted like you were being chased?
Have you ever attacked inanimate objects?
Have you ever attack people?
Have you ever attacked animals?
Do you have mood swings?
Do you break things?
Do you watch movies/TV?
Can you even read?
Do you laugh uncontrollably? At authority figures?
Have you been pulled over for it?
What was your first drink? Tell us about it all.
Finally, do you want to be sober?

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"Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags-allowed rule?"

Do you drink? (Don't bother with the rest if you don't or haven't) yes
How often? couple times a month
When was the last time you drank? (Before now if you're currently drinking.) Last weekend
What is your preferred alcoholic drink? vodka
Do you drink beer? no I hate it.
Do you go out when you drink? Where do you usually go? What do you do? Yeh nightclubs/pubs and such in town. Chat, dance sometimes
Do you listen to music when you're drunk? Sing? Write? Paint? Other various artistic abilities? Yes music is welcome when drunk. Drinking in silence is boring and sometimes awkward
Do you get mouthy? No but if i come across someone i don't particularly like i will be much ruder to them than usual
Do you get violent? no
Do you get hug fiendish? not really
Do you get a full bladder? yes so annoying having to line up for the stupid toilets every half hour or so peeing is such a time waster!
Have you emptied your bladder in an inappropriate place? nope, though I was the closest I've ever been to peeing in a taxi the other night. i swear i almost died.
Do you stumble a lot? No, i make it my mission to always be capable of walking in the shoes i put on. I hate drunk girls stumbling and falling over everywhere in impossibly high heels.
Do you get anti-social? No I get friendlier and talk to people i wouldn't normally
Do you impersonate someone or act in another personality? no
Do you get that warm, fuzzy feeling from alcohol? sometimes, but usually just a sick feeling I'm not very good at drinking.
Do you get sleepy? yes unless i drink vodka and redbull/jagerbombs all night
Do you get conversational? yes
Do you get louder/quieter? i don't think so
Do you like to drink or complain about it while you drink?nah
How many people do you usually get drunk with? depends, usually a small group 5-10 people
Do you prefer it over narcotics/painkillers/rx meds/etc.? If not, what do you prefer? Umm well i only take painkillers if stuff hurts so i don't know about that
Do you get mopey or sad? only if i'm sad to begin with
Do you whine or complain? haha the only time i don't complain is when i'm drunk
Do you have increased/decreased sexual feelings while your drunk? probably increased but when it comes to actually doing the sex i can never be bothered
If you were to become a well-known cool drunk person in any decade of the 20th century, which would it be? haha david hasselhoff
Who would you get drunk with, out of anyone, anytime, anywhere? You can make a list. I would get dr kovac from ER drunk so i could seduce him
Do you get hangovers? How severely? yes VERY bad. I have 2 drinks and i get a hangover I feel sick for 2 days after sometimes. I usually spend the next morning throwing up for several hours. Bah.
Have you ever felt pain from drinking in any other way? nope
Does drinking make you happier? nah i'm just glad i have something to do
Does it fill a hole in your soul? no
Does it make you feel powerful? no
Is it an escapist thing for you? no
Does your family hate that you do it? i don't draw attention to my drinking
Have you ever broken out of a place where you weren't being held or acted like you were being chased?uuh can't say that i have
Have you ever attacked inanimate objects? umm i cuddled a tree once does that count?
Have you ever attack people? no
Have you ever attacked animals? never
Do you have mood swings? not really
Do you break things? no
Do you watch movies/TV? sometimes when i get home if i cant sleep
Can you even read? yes but i get distracted and end up reading the same paragraph several times
Do you laugh uncontrollably? At authority figures? uh no
Have you been pulled over for it? no
What was your first drink? Tell us about it all. Umm it was vodka and orange on new years with a few of my best friends when i was 14. We thought we were so damn cool.
Finally, do you want to be sober? Well there's not much point in me drinking anyway since i get such terrible hangovers, so i probably wouldn't miss it.

Do you drink? (Don't bother with the rest if you don't or haven't)

Yes.

How often?

Very.

When was the last time you drank? (Before now if you're currently drinking.)

Now. Last Night.

What is your preferred alcoholic drink?

Gin Gimlets.

Do you drink beer?

Yes, but just piss beer. I don't like dark beers. Maybe a Guinness once a year.

Do you go out when you drink? Where do you usually go? What do you do?

Sometimes. When I was traveling, all the time because I didn't live anywhere. In NYC, almost always. In LA, occassionally, but it's more often at my place or someone else's.

To a bar or an apartment.

Drink and bullshit.

Do you listen to music when you're drunk? Sing? Write? Paint? Other various artistic abilities?

Yes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes play music. Sometimes take a bubble bath. Sex can be artistic.

Do you get mouthy?

Yes.

Do you get violent?

Only on tequila.

Do you get hug fiendish?

Not often, but when I'm really tanked, sure.

Do you get a full bladder?

Yes.

Have you emptied your bladder in an inappropriate place?

I once peed behind a dumpster with a bum and didn't clear my pants at all. I grossed the bum out. I once peed while doing a hand stand against a tree but that was shrooms not booze. I once peed on a staircase with my hands on the lower stairs and my feet on the higher stairs and, I think, for the most part I did clear my pants that time. I once peed on top of a church because I was too drunk to climb down off the roof. I've peed in many sinks. And, once, under a boxcar. A friend and I, also, peed on a dirty old man, one time, in exchange for a bottle of bourbon.

Do you stumble a lot?

No.

Do you get anti-social?

No.

Do you impersonate someone or act in another personality?

Sometimes, I get a New York accent.

Do you get that warm, fuzzy feeling from alcohol?

Yes.

Do you get sleepy?

Sometimes.

Do you get conversational?

Yes.

Do you get louder/quieter?

Louder.

Do you like to drink or complain about it while you drink?

Huh? What does that question mean? Are you drunk?

How many people do you usually get drunk with?

1 or a hundred.

Do you prefer it over narcotics/painkillers/rx meds/etc.? If not, what do you prefer?

I prefer coke, but I'm not allowed to do that anymore. Booze is my second favorite.

Do you get mopey or sad?

Rarely. I used to get dangerous, but that only seems to happen when I'm sober these days.

Do you whine or complain?

Rarely.

Do you have increased/decreased sexual feelings while your drunk?

Increased.

If you were to become a well-known cool drunk person in any decade of the 20th century, which would it be?

Zelda Fitzgerald.

Who would you get drunk with, out of anyone, anytime, anywhere? You can make a list.

The friends I had when I was 14. I'd love to have one last night of the crazy that was that year.

Do you get hangovers? How severely?

It's been determined that my superpower is having the worst hangovers ever.
I've been hungover for about 12 years now.

Have you ever felt pain from drinking in any other way?

Various physical injuries and public humiliations and stupid fights that didn't blow over when everyone got sober.

Does drinking make you happier?

In the moment, sure. In the long run, I don't know.

Does it fill a hole in your soul?

No.

Does it make you feel powerful?

No.

Is it an escapist thing for you?

Sometimes.

Does your family hate that you do it?

No.

Have you ever broken out of a place where you weren't being held or acted like you were being chased?

Yes! This used to happen with great regularity! Not so much lately, but I haven't gotten really blotto since Halloween.

Have you ever attacked inanimate objects?

Yes.

Have you ever attack people?

...Yes. I've got a mean right hook and a sharp tongue.

Have you ever attacked animals?

No.

Do you have mood swings?

Yes.

Do you break things?

Not recently.

Do you watch movies/TV?

When drunk? No. There's one friend I used to have a great tv show drinking game with, but we live thousands of miles away from each other now so that game has been put on the shelf.

Can you even read?

Depends how drunk I am.

Do you laugh uncontrollably? At authority figures?

No.

Have you been pulled over for it?

No.

What was your first drink? Tell us about it all.

New Year's Eve. I was five. My mom gave me a glass of champagne.

Finally, do you want to be sober?

No.

Do you drink? (Don't bother with the rest if you don't or haven't) Yes.
How often? Only about once or twice a month now.
When was the last time you drank? (Before now if you're currently drinking.) Saturday night.
What is your preferred alcoholic drink? Beer or whiskey.
Do you drink beer? Love it.
Do you go out when you drink? Where do you usually go? What do you do? Usually. Wherever we feel like, <---.
Do you listen to music when you're drunk? Sing? Write? Paint? Other various artistic abilities? No, I mean, I listen to music and sing a lot like an idiot most likely though...
Do you get mouthy? Yup.
Do you get violent? Rarely.
Do you get hug fiendish? I always do.
Do you get a full bladder? Sometimes.
Have you emptied your bladder in an inappropriate place? Not that I can remember at least.
Do you stumble a lot? Depends how drunk I get.
Do you get anti-social? Sometimes. Rarely, really.
Do you impersonate someone or act in another personality? Yes!
Do you get that warm, fuzzy feeling from alcohol? Yes.
Do you get sleepy? At the end of it all, yes.
Do you get conversational? Yes.
Do you get louder/quieter? Yes.
Do you like to drink or complain about it while you drink? Uh, what?
How many people do you usually get drunk with? I don't know. One to five people?
Do you prefer it over narcotics/painkillers/rx meds/etc.? If not, what do you prefer? Yes, alcohol is my baybay, aside from Sam obvss.
Do you get mopey or sad? Sometimes?
Do you whine or complain? Sometimes.
Do you have increased/decreased sexual feelings while your drunk? Only when I'm REALLY drunk.
If you were to become a well-known cool drunk person in any decade of the 20th century, which would it be? 90s.
Who would you get drunk with, out of anyone, anytime, anywhere? You can make a list. Sam, Rachel, I dunno. This is dumb. OH SHAWN OBVIOUSLY ACTUALLY.
Do you get hangovers? How severely? Only once, EVER.
Have you ever felt pain from drinking in any other way? Yes.
Does drinking make you happier? Usually.
Does it fill a hole in your soul? HAH, it used to.
Does it make you feel powerful? No, it actually makes me feel very vulnerable.
Is it an escapist thing for you? It used to be.
Does your family hate that you do it? They don't think I do anymore.
Have you ever broken out of a place where you weren't being held or acted like you were being chased? Yes, come to think of it. I walked this guy to this bus stop, and I just ran back to the party thinking someone was chasing me. I was like talking to myself too. Fucked up man.
Have you ever attacked inanimate objects? Yes.
Have you ever attacked people? Yes.
Have you ever attacked animals? NO.
Do you have mood swings? I do anyways.
Do you break things? I do anyways.
Do you watch movies/TV? I do anyways.
Can you even read? Yes, actually.
Do you laugh uncontrollably? At authority figures? Uh, sure?
Have you been pulled over for it? Nope.
What was your first drink? Tell us about it all. I was eleven at this field near my house with some old friends. Ghey. It was vodka too. Bleh.
Finally, do you want to be sober? I don't care.

Do you drink? (Don't bother with the rest if you don't or haven't) yeah

How often?
about three times a week

When was the last time you drank?
sunday

What is your preferred alcoholic drink?
jack daniels/strongbow

Do you drink beer?
not really, if therres absolutly no other drinks there, then okay but in general i think its horrible id never buy it

Do you go out when you drink? Where do you usually go? What do you do?
yeah, pubs, clubs, partys

Do you listen to music when you're drunk? Sing? Write? Paint? Other various artistic abilities?
well if its on wherever im drinking, yeah

Do you get mouthy?
sometimes

Do you get violent?
not really

Do you get hug fiendish?
probably

Do you get a full bladder?
im guessing so? i always need to piss all the time anyway it seems

Have you emptied your bladder in an inappropriate place?
yeah

Do you stumble a lot?
probably

Do you get anti-social?
i am quite anti social in general, i become more social when drunk

Do you impersonate someone or act in another personality?
maybe

Do you get that warm, fuzzy feeling from alcohol?
what? that feeling your going to pass out anyminute? yes, yes i do

Do you get sleepy?
if i've had to much, or some drugs maybe

Do you get conversational?
yeah, soemtyimes i cant really talk much though

Do you get louder/quieter?
i don't know?

Do you like to drink or complain about it while you drink?
not really

How many people do you usually get drunk with?
whoever is there. i dont have regular people i just drink with

Do you prefer it over narcotics/painkillers/rx meds/etc.? If not, what do you prefer?
i prefer it over drugs,. it is usually a bad idea to mix the two aha it can get abit nuts

Do you get mopey or sad?
no?

Do you whine or complain?
i do when sober

Do you have increased/decreased sexual feelings while your drunk?
probasbly increased

If you were to become a well-known cool drunk person in any decade of the 20th century, which would it be?
?

Who would you get drunk with, out of anyone, anytime, anywhere? You can make a list.
jason mewes i am a bit obsessed at the moment

Do you get hangovers? How severely?
well i didnt until recently, i had the worst one of my life on saturday

Have you ever felt pain from drinking in any other way?
not really

Does drinking make you happier?
yeahhh

Does it fill a hole in your soul?
haha sure

Does it make you feel powerful?
?

Is it an escapist thing for you?
not really

Does your family hate that you do it?
aslong as i dont come home paralitic, which i usually do, they dont mind no

Have you ever broken out of a place where you weren't being held or acted like you were being chased?
no

Have you ever attacked inanimate objects?
no

Have you ever attack people?
probably?

Have you ever attacked animals?
no?

Do you have mood swings?
yeah

Do you break things?
well i am quite dosey person, so yes, i knocked my christmas tree over one christmas when i caME HOme drunk. my mum was not impressed

Do you watch movies/TV?
yeah

Can you even read?
erm, yeah

Do you laugh uncontrollably? At authority figures?
no?

Have you been pulled over for it?
no

What was your first drink? Tell us about it all.
erm, i was about 13 i cant even remmeber, probably some cheap cider, or vidka, urgh

Finally, do you want to be sober?
if your buying the drinks, no i don't