Ok so I wanted to buy a friend of mine a birthday present. His birthday is coming up soon and I didnt want to buy something generic for him. Its much too easy just to buy a card or a subscription to Itunes etc so I wanted to get him something personalized.

I decided to get him a monogrammed "masturbation sock" for his birthday. I was going to get a large sock and have his name on one side of the sock and a 8=======D~~~ (cum squirting phallic symbol on the other) and maybe masturbation sock at the top/ring of the sock (not the foot)

So anyway...

I called like 9 local seamstresses and asked if they could do some custom work...and they all said no problem....that is until I told them what I wanted done to the sock....and then the outrage exploded....these are some of the statements hurled at me for my simple innocent request..

You are disgusting and crazy
No amount of money is worth doing that
Are you serious is this a joke
You are vile person
I am a professional this is my job not a joke
I dont do that kind of work and you are sick
Go to hell psycho..

and so it goes....the ladies were not happy. Ive been depressed about it all weekend..I thought it would be a real work of art...If anyone from here is willing to do it....Id be eternally grateful!

So share some stories about hard to get gifts that you have....

Ummm, what the fuck??? I don't think a masturbation sock is that shocking. It's just a gag gift anyway. How old were these women? I'd do it but I can't sew anything, sorry.

Maybe the cum squirting part was kinda gross, but the monogrammed stuff isn't too bad.

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maybe you could get some fabric paint pen or markers and do it yourself?

I couldnt do it on the cheap. This person deserves only the highest quality craftsmanship. I want this to be a special gift that he will treasure forever.

you could order one of these from tenacious d & take it to a kiosk in the mall & get it worked on...maybe one of those hat places: