tell me the nicknames people have given to statues in your city or town.
dublin has so many and i began to wonder if it was a uniquely irish or even just a dublin thing

i'll give some examples
the millenium spire of dublin


lovingly refered to by most as the spike but also know as The Stiletto in the Ghetto, the Pin in the Bin, the Stiffy by the Liffey, (the river that runs through the city) and Erection at the Intersection



james joyce AKA the prick with the stick

and my favourite
the tart with a cart
miss molly malone

a fictional fishmonger in a song, who wandered the streets and then died of a fever, which just screams prositute

anyway london must have some good ones with all that cockney rhyming jazz
so please share.

in my hometown we have this thing:



i'm not sure what it is. it looks like a shredded golfball.

& then we have this full size replica of the statue of david:



which, of course, outraged the locals.

i don't know about their nicknames though.

The David statue omg 'lol'.

The statue of the prostitute has her breast all out. So foul.

you can see his peen.

i used to live right behind him.

i'd spend hours staring at his perfect ass.

Aaron, your new avatar is super creepy.