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12-23-2006, 06:30 AM
|  | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
Posts: 6,660
| | | who wants to FUCK me?
lets be honest, i need some hard statistics. its not the only HARD thing i need mind you, all up in the withersnatch.
i just happened to be watching an episode of Rosemary & Thyme whilst viciously haranguing my grandson to fuck me in the arse/cunt (it's all the same hole now on account of the fistula) with a microphone stand.
i think there's a guy outside who wants to bust down the laundry door and bust his nuts,..
what?
WHO'S THERE?
oh it was just the wind. 
what position would you rape me in and why? would you take advantage of my bones that break really easily or not?
cracked pelvis for his pleasure |
12-23-2006, 06:37 AM
|  | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
Posts: 5,436
| | Oh I leave you for ten minutes to go and put some dettol on my fucking carpet burns and this is what you get up to?! 
Stupid old cunt.
And stop dragging me naked over your plush carpet. Just because it's maroon doesn't mean that the blood won't stain and show later. |
12-23-2006, 06:40 AM
| | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
Posts: 6,660
| | | carpet burns,
one day your knees will callous over and you'll become immune to the cocksuckers cramp. took me 30 something years to develop immunity.
FUCK ME WITH BAKED CHEESE ON THE TOFFEE KORG HOLE!!
haha jesus
korg toffee HAHAHAAAAaaa
Elektribe Korg Toffee USB Molly edition with extra CRUNCH.. on the distoriton. turn the pots... so it doesn't caramelize. Then load a sample.. to make sure it isn't too sugary, once you're done arranging.. the grease-proof moulds,
ah fuck.
hah.
DAER BLOG.
today billy fingerfucked me
-love tiffany |
12-23-2006, 06:46 AM
| | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
Posts: 5,436
| | | Oh thanks for reminding me that I have to De-Ruthinate my KORG.
So what's the point of this thread? I don't think anyone really wants to fuck you. Cold and alone. Cold and alone. Cold and ALONE! Forever.
Ocean, ocean, ocean, ocean... |
12-23-2006, 06:49 AM
| | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
Posts: 6,660
| | | OOHOHOHOh lacrimosa
i dont know.
surely there's some granny fetishists.
im still selling my faggot grandson, how much do you think he's worth? the goth one that's always complaining about being alone so makes 40 second string symphonies about his existential angst?
i want a lyons cake. with extra razor blades in it. |
12-23-2006, 06:55 AM
| | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
Posts: 5,436
| | | I hate your grandson, he's a faggot. And a cunt. AND he hangs out with that fugly dyke all the time. Ickers.
Maybe you could swap him for a dead duck in your filter box? Pool filter, not your skanky vag filter box.
PS MWR is the most boring tripe I've ever had the misfortune of reading. Anyone want a fucking straw to help you suck up harder?! |
12-23-2006, 06:59 AM
| | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
Posts: 6,660
| | | him and that dyke should get married and start some sort of gay black panthers front, and have kids to just be disgusting.
holy crap
the dead duck,
pity its not a dead gary
are you talking about moonwashedrose?
hi courtney, if you're reading this.
your music sucks balls you silly cunt, go back on the harry and get in touch with your inner psychosis.
i want cake.
omg.
forgot what i was going to say <3
can we watch titanic sometime, |
12-23-2006, 07:08 AM
| | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
Posts: 5,436
| | Yes, Moonwashed Cunts. I'm pretty sure our Courtney Spoof is better than anything she's ever written. Especially the lyrics. ^_^ Where's that goddamn Ronette when you need a fucking screamy vocal?
Can I please be comatose when we watch Titanic? Because, uh... it's gonna end up like that anyway. And I'll fall off the chair onto a cat... And your old lady will yell and make me take her and Fugza to the airport. |
12-23-2006, 11:07 AM
|  | Banned | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: It can't get worse
Posts: 6,893
| | | You should ask Geoff... then again he is banged up now with his old bird so maybe not they're in love.
Don't worry though, you're going to get laid next week. |
12-23-2006, 11:41 AM
|  | ***WWW.VIPERROOM.ORG*** | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in my house.
Posts: 2,639
| | | If i had a dick and gallons of lube, i would. |
12-23-2006, 11:45 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: It can't get worse
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Originally Posted by alien she If i had a dick and gallons of lube, i would. | Just use a fist or two...  |
12-23-2006, 09:05 PM
|  | Hanoi "J" | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: seaside
Posts: 1,713
| | | Id do it but itd rip your asshole so badly that youd shit blood until you hit the hospice which would be sooner rather than later with all the bacteria thats living in your gut right now. Not to mention when my massive nutwad mixed with your shit/blood cocktail, the odds of my getting AIDS would hit about 99%. Id settle for your beefdrapes but thatd be like cutting a hole in a dusty sheet of sandpaper, spritzing it with water, and using it as a pocket pal. I'll hold out for a better offer I think. |
12-23-2006, 09:54 PM
|  | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
Posts: 7,511
| | | im not sure about fucking,im waiting for portia de rossi and that nanna ellen to break up, but can you rub one out and cum in my coffee? |
12-23-2006, 10:09 PM
| | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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Originally Posted by KillTheLastRomantic rub one out | I COINED THAT PHRASE
Portia De Rossi is ickers... pick someone hotter. |
12-23-2006, 10:22 PM
| | Lets stay up | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by onewaynotgrrl I COINED THAT PHRASE
Portia De Rossi is ickers... pick someone hotter. | rosie o'donnell? |
12-23-2006, 10:32 PM
|  | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,561
| | | I think we've all been feeling a little ruthless lately.
Ba-zing.
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12-23-2006, 11:15 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: It can't get worse
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Originally Posted by Manhattan I think we've all been feeling a little ruthless lately.
Ba-zing. | Were you gone for ages and just came back.. or I just didn't see you posting? |
12-24-2006, 12:39 AM
| | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | Gone for ages.
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12-24-2006, 12:43 AM
| | Registered Member | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Manhattan Gone for ages. |
AGES! |
12-24-2006, 12:51 AM
| | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 9,561
| | | I'm like Winona Ryder in Edward Scissorhands now.
"There's KR up on the old hill. Dare not disturb it."
Hahaha, "I'd rather they remember me the way I use to be..."
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