your remedy for impatience?

old ladies seem prone to wearing alot of disco clothes. i dont mean lycra. i mean sparkles and sequins and glitter and diamantes etcetera. i condone this but only for the old ladies. men too, if they want.

i feel lost right now.

is anyone here a dermatologist? because i want to discuss skin disease at length.

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i have seasonal excema.
sorry i cant help you with you backne though llol

i want to know who has skin diseases. i kind of want one.

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my dog has skin diseases. maybe you could come over and lick him

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the cave mouth shines
by pure force of will
i look down on the world
from the top of this lonesome hill
and you can run, and run some more
from here all the way to singapore
but i will carry you home in my teeth
-mountain goats

also, rps's mom gave me a black sweater with shiny beads all over it. i threw it in the trash. im a bad daughter in law

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the cave mouth shines
by pure force of will
i look down on the world
from the top of this lonesome hill
and you can run, and run some more
from here all the way to singapore
but i will carry you home in my teeth
-mountain goats

i have seasonal excema. it isn't very bad. just my elbows. a little bit.

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whats up flakey peeps.

i love old ladies with sparkles and glitter and purple hair

i'm drumming my fingers. impatience.

There's leprosy on offer.....

lol. you just described my grandma.

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don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down
whether or not you ever show up

i miss having a grandma! i bought some of those wind up granny toys the other day. they are going to race each other.

cool grandma

i want ruby to come in here and talk

I wanted to get those racing grannies too but I was Christmas shopping and couldn't think of anyone who would really appreciate them.
Ruby, I have a sequined granny cardigan that I hardly ever wear because I feel too much like a granny.
I get these funny little bumps on my skin in the summer that otch and itch and finally make my skin on the insde of my elbows peel off. The summer before last I got something that was kind of like a skin disease. It was on my skin anyway, I had to go to the hosital lots and get injections and go on the strongest antiobiotics ever and one of them told me I was a 'medical phenomenen (sp?)'.

oh and when I am impatient I walk or ahve a panic attack, ha.
I suffer from impatience, I walk most places because I am too impatient to wait for a bus.

Someone telling me I'm being an impatient cunt usually works.

I know a dermatologist, is there anything in particular you want to know or are you just hoping to encourage personal hypochondria?

i know an i that is i who likes me and i i i i i i i i i i i i

when im suffering a fit of impatience i usually stare at the person causing me such discomfort until my eyes hurt and they cant stand it and look/walk away or i squeeze/clench myself up and make this dying wombat noise and if im really pissed a foot stomp comes. im a little bratty i think.

First, my remedy for impatience is to recall the time you spent locked up, or imagine being locked up.

Second, I have noticed the 'glitter queen syndrome' amongst the aged. I agree it's ok they imagine it makes them look younger if that makes them happy.

Third, YOU ARE HERE

Finally, I am not a dermatologist but I play one when I'm asked questions about dermatology.

Medical Phenomenon? Ha! I wish they woulda called me that. I'll be damned. I'm allergic to the sun too. Docs here figured it out pretty quickly. Do you live in a third world country with a really ass-kickin' library nearby where you can get online or something?

I've always been fascinated by leprosy.