Really though, I think you need practice. You should have broken his nose.

this is kind of like this one time when i fell ass first into a dick.

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The man,
a florist,
said he ended up with the spray can inside him after insulting his partner's penis size.

But was it an accident??? Or did you tell taht damn dick over and over that you were gonna just DO IT one fine day, but noooooo -- it just wouldn't go away and leave you alone?

Doncha hate when that happens?
<3

Btw I lol'd so severely that there's coffee spilt on my desk now, all the fault of you and whomever was being a dick to you

Now see what you made me do? *taps foot*

Chyia, still quite taken with the logistics visual