Croydon <3


I'm well glad i'm not a rude girl.

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Diving for pearls.

I want a lolly.

Once when I was drunk and enthusiastic I burned someone in the eye with a ciggy while I was gesturing. It was an accident, but I think it's worse than punching someone. She was fine though after a moment of wailing.

I've also smashed someone in the head with a tennis racket by accident. We were fooling around, and I hit her so hard it bounced off her head like a beach ball. Again she was fine.

I'm a clutz. It happens.

I have burnt so many people when i've been drunk.

They always show me burn marks the next day and i'm like. oops.

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Diving for pearls.

I want a lolly.

When you image search- Croydon person on google, this man appears...



Bet he's accidently hit people with that instrument a few times!

So does this.

i'd like to accidentally poke a few people with one of those badboys.

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Diving for pearls.

I want a lolly.