My dad: a subscription to Private Eye magazine
My sister: As many of those 'World's Stupidest Laws/Place Names/Quiz Show Answers' etc as I can get my hands on. She's a fiend for them. And maybe something off her reading list to annoy her
My mum: ???
My best friend: The legal right to call herself 'Lady Stephanie'
My second best friend (I don't call her this to her face): One of those bartender spirits-holder-things, you know with proper decanters and everything
My housemates: Cherry Lambrini (we love that ****) chocolates I found in Tesco and Green Wing DVD for the communal stack
Pedro (my hamster): why, a hamster stocking from Pets At Home, of course
Millicent (my dog): A cuddly turkey which says 'gobble gobble' as she similates ripping it limb from limb <3