last year i ran out of candy in an hour i had a ton of trick or treaters this year i bought a ton candy and ive had maybe 15 all night

the next kid who come to my door is going to get a huge handfull of candy



if another one comes

Yeah, last year we had like negative people come to the house so this year we didnt get much candy.
Uhh sweet. Like 30,000 kids came.

that always happens. i live in a small neighborhood, so i don't even bother going out to buy candy. i swear, maybe 12 tots live in the neighborhood, but they are all a bunch of hoodlums who probably went to the bigger neighborhoods to scam the rich people out of their $10 candy bars. at least they are smart.

Don't think I'll get any.... live in an apartment. It's too light here anyway.

Yeah, some kids who thought they were cool tried walking through my backyard over to come back twice.
Yeah, too bad for motion floodlights, but thankgod for a lot of fresh dog poop. Mwahaha.
Darn kids.