There was a mama taco a daddy taco and a baby taco. The mama taco and the daddy taco wanted to go out at night. Who did they call to babysit?

the auntchilada.

This was the best from my first two, older girls. (maybee too old)

I looove this shit.

how do you make a hankercheif dance.

you put a little boogie into it.

i just had an adorable pair of little girls one was a rhinestone cowgirl and the other was a princess. and they told their shitty joke in stereo with amazing enthuziasm.

then about six ghetto ass older boyz ,some costumes some not and i got this gem:

How do you get a witch pregnant.....

with a halloweeenie

I seriously hope you withheld. I won't be able to turn away any highly Americanised begging vulture-children this year, as I have to go to the pub. But I instructed my flatmates to give them a choice of onions, or nothing.

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The best one, and i had to think of mikeysybs, cause she had dookie braids, told me "give me some candy...or i'll lock you in a closet..with a dead body."

So this has nothing to do with this thread but like I miss my mom when I am sick. Yes, I am 21 years old. SHUT UP!!