p.s. I am sad that because this is like an old frat house that requires a special access card, there are no children trick or treating! IN my freshman dorm there were tons.

my grandma allways makes us vegetable beef soup on halloween and i'm all full of it and pixie stix. i'll send you some of my excess healing vibes. i've got to do something or else i'll puke. lots and lots of pixie stix. here's what i had and it;s alll gone.

i bag each:
pixie stix
nerds
now & laters
kit kats
mily way
snickers
threee muskateers
nestle crunch
paydays

I seriously go weeks without talking to my mom because I have issues yadda yadda yadda but as soon as I am sick or have gone through some sort of heartbreak, it's all about calling my mom up. Talking to her makes me feel less lonely and sick.

I like didn't want to be one of those people that goes all 'ewwwwwwww american chocolate' but I bought a giant bar of almond Hershey's at Walmart the other day and I gagged. Gross. I'm all about the Nerds though.

i had a future chola, her brother and a black kid come to my door tonight
my light was off and they knocked anyway
and were pissed becuase i had to candy

they didnt actually say "what bitch?"
but their eyes did

they had no jokes

we are always trying to educate children these days about the importance of the '5-a-day' portions of fruit & vegetables.

so, with the kids' well being in mind, I have steamed some broccoli and mashed some swede in eager anticipation of tonight's trick-or-treaters.

I can't wait to see their little faces light up.