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10-28-2006, 05:32 AM
|  | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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| | | I'll give you the dutchess... you fucking cunts. I am Fergie. No. I am better than fucking cuntilicious butterface fergie. IN FACT the last 5 minutes that I've dedicated to pretending I'm fergie have proven rather fruitful. Songs about my fucking growler aplenty. MY GROWLER MY GROWLER I LOVE TO TOUCH IT IN THE SHOWER. etc.
As you can see, the lyricism is flawless.
Here's more:
my growlah my growlah my lovely pussy power
i take it nice and easy like a rolling pin and trowel, uh
splish splash, all up in my gash
you wanna fucking feel it slipping sliding like a rash covered in
cream cream steam steam
i like it low and in between the GROWLAHHHHHh
I may or may not have made that up on the fly.
When my fergilicious side gets a myspazz who's gonna add me?
Last edited by onewaynotgrrl : 10-28-2006 at 10:43 AM.
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10-28-2006, 05:50 AM
|  | pursed lips | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | are you on drugs?
__________________ dear clotty. i mean. dear kr user.
love, herekitty. | 
10-28-2006, 06:06 AM
|  | Du mußt Caligari werden! | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: vivian comma close
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| | | i should add the real you and your piss stained growlah
go and towel your growlah cuz i've never seen one fouler
if i wuz a prowler and caught sight of that growlah i would dis like simon cowell-ah
don't mean to be rude but it really is a howler and it smells just like clam chowder
use some talcum powder and now i'll say it louder but how foul is that growlah?
xx
Last edited by kesh : 10-28-2006 at 06:10 AM.
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10-28-2006, 06:48 AM
|  | lucky like luciano. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the murder scene.
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| | | who added the t
WHO ADDED THE T
it was one of those ocd mods, wasnt it
__________________ when that bitch breathes, the air comes out crooked. | 
10-28-2006, 06:50 AM
|  | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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Originally Posted by aura who added the t
WHO ADDED THE T
it was one of those ocd mods, wasnt it | I didn't even notice until you said.
NOW, BACK TO ME BEING THE REAL STACY CUNTING FERGUSON!
Shall I post my new song? It's called Growlah Kissez... | 
10-28-2006, 06:51 AM
|  | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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Originally Posted by kesh i should add the real you and your piss stained growlah
go and towel your growlah cuz i've never seen one fouler
if i wuz a prowler and caught sight of that growlah i would dis like simon cowell-ah
don't mean to be rude but it really is a howler and it smells just like clam chowder
use some talcum powder and now i'll say it louder but how foul is that growlah?
xx | I'm using this for the breakdown. You'll get 10% royalties and a trip to my growlah  | 
10-28-2006, 07:50 AM
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| | | do you do virtual tours?
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Originally Posted by onewaynotgrrl Oh shush, you pansies.  Rock out with your cock out |
Last edited by calalove : 10-28-2006 at 10:43 AM.
Reason: hungthefuckover
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10-28-2006, 07:51 AM
|  | e.c=vamplove | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: sydney
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| | | so this is an anti fergie statement yeah? because i'm all for that. creepy disgusting fucking skank she is. paris hilton looks like a proper lady compared with fucking fergie.
__________________ "I knew I was too late - and I was glad something bloodthirsty waited in the wings. For in failing at this, I forfeited any desire to live." | 
10-28-2006, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by onewaynotgrrl I'm using this for the breakdown. You'll get 10% royalties and a trip to my growlah  | i have my snorkel ready | 
10-28-2006, 08:00 AM
|  | I'm not there. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Australia
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my growlah my growlah my lovely pussy power
i take it nice and easy like a rolling pin and trowel, uh
splish splash, all up in my gash
you wanna fucking feel it slipping sliding like a rash covered in
cream cream steam steam
i like it low and in between the GROWLAHHHHHh
| Now that's what I call poetic.
I bet Fergie's vadge is ridden with STDs. You should write a song about her genital warts.
__________________ C-c-c-c-c-cocaine | 
10-28-2006, 08:01 AM
|  | doesn't like a fuss | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: waiting for my man..
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| | | When she comes around my London bridge definitely wanna go down. | 
10-28-2006, 08:32 AM
|  | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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Originally Posted by Lady_Violet so this is an anti fergie statement yeah? because i'm all for that. creepy disgusting fucking skank she is. paris hilton looks like a proper lady compared with fucking fergie. | No.
This is me being Fergie. And winning. The polls show that I am the REAL DEAL.
G to the R to the OW to the LAH!
Now, who stole my 3/4 tartan pants and golf hat? I need to make a video before my trowelled on makeup melts off. | 
10-28-2006, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by girlfriend in a coma Now that's what I call poetic.
I bet Fergie's vadge is ridden with STDs. You should write a song about her genital warts. | I'm pretty sure the rest of Growlah Kissez will have at least a verse dedicated to my second hand genital warts that were handed down from the previous fergilicious. | 
10-28-2006, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by onewaynotgrrl I'm pretty sure the rest of Growlah Kissez will have at least a verse dedicated to my second hand genital warts that were handed down from the previous fergilicious. | i still can't rep you, however much i spread my boy-growlah | 
10-28-2006, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by kesh i still can't rep you, however much i spread my boy-growlah | I object! FERGILICIOUS demands reppage.
You should start referring to me as DA LICIOUS. Or fergs. | 
10-28-2006, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by onewaynotgrrl I object! FERGILICIOUS demands reppage.
You should start referring to me as DA LICIOUS. Or fergs. | so why do you always look round when i shout pee pants from the other side of the street? | 
10-28-2006, 10:20 AM
|  | Rhapsody | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 100 Club
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| | | I posted my song, cunts. I have to go for now though, my growlah needs attention. | 
10-28-2006, 10:55 AM
|  | pursed lips | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | i am so out of the loop. i was presuming this was in reference to that royal fergie.
__________________ dear clotty. i mean. dear kr user.
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10-28-2006, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by cantankerous i am so out of the loop. i was presuming this was in reference to that royal fergie. | it wasn't? so who's skanky growlah are we all going on about? apart from sarah's naturally | |