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Old 10-28-2006, 05:32 AM
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I'll give you the dutchess... you fucking cunts.

I am Fergie. No. I am better than fucking cuntilicious butterface fergie. IN FACT the last 5 minutes that I've dedicated to pretending I'm fergie have proven rather fruitful. Songs about my fucking growler aplenty.

MY GROWLER MY GROWLER I LOVE TO TOUCH IT IN THE SHOWER. etc.

As you can see, the lyricism is flawless.

Here's more:

my growlah my growlah my lovely pussy power
i take it nice and easy like a rolling pin and trowel, uh
splish splash, all up in my gash
you wanna fucking feel it slipping sliding like a rash covered in
cream cream steam steam
i like it low and in between the GROWLAHHHHHh

I may or may not have made that up on the fly.

When my fergilicious side gets a myspazz who's gonna add me?
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Old 10-28-2006, 05:50 AM
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Old 10-28-2006, 06:06 AM
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i should add the real you and your piss stained growlah

go and towel your growlah cuz i've never seen one fouler
if i wuz a prowler and caught sight of that growlah i would dis like simon cowell-ah
don't mean to be rude but it really is a howler and it smells just like clam chowder
use some talcum powder and now i'll say it louder but how foul is that growlah?

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Old 10-28-2006, 06:48 AM
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who added the t

WHO ADDED THE T

it was one of those ocd mods, wasnt it
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who added the t

WHO ADDED THE T

it was one of those ocd mods, wasnt it
I didn't even notice until you said.

NOW, BACK TO ME BEING THE REAL STACY CUNTING FERGUSON!

Shall I post my new song? It's called Growlah Kissez...
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Old 10-28-2006, 06:51 AM
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i should add the real you and your piss stained growlah

go and towel your growlah cuz i've never seen one fouler
if i wuz a prowler and caught sight of that growlah i would dis like simon cowell-ah
don't mean to be rude but it really is a howler and it smells just like clam chowder
use some talcum powder and now i'll say it louder but how foul is that growlah?

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I'm using this for the breakdown. You'll get 10% royalties and a trip to my growlah
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so this is an anti fergie statement yeah? because i'm all for that. creepy disgusting fucking skank she is. paris hilton looks like a proper lady compared with fucking fergie.
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cream cream steam steam
i like it low and in between the GROWLAHHHHHh
Now that's what I call poetic.

I bet Fergie's vadge is ridden with STDs. You should write a song about her genital warts.
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so this is an anti fergie statement yeah? because i'm all for that. creepy disgusting fucking skank she is. paris hilton looks like a proper lady compared with fucking fergie.
No.

This is me being Fergie. And winning. The polls show that I am the REAL DEAL.

G to the R to the OW to the LAH!

Now, who stole my 3/4 tartan pants and golf hat? I need to make a video before my trowelled on makeup melts off.
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Old 10-28-2006, 08:33 AM
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Now that's what I call poetic.

I bet Fergie's vadge is ridden with STDs. You should write a song about her genital warts.
I'm pretty sure the rest of Growlah Kissez will have at least a verse dedicated to my second hand genital warts that were handed down from the previous fergilicious.
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I'm pretty sure the rest of Growlah Kissez will have at least a verse dedicated to my second hand genital warts that were handed down from the previous fergilicious.
i still can't rep you, however much i spread my boy-growlah
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I object! FERGILICIOUS demands reppage.

You should start referring to me as DA LICIOUS. Or fergs.
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I object! FERGILICIOUS demands reppage.

You should start referring to me as DA LICIOUS. Or fergs.
so why do you always look round when i shout pee pants from the other side of the street?
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Old 10-28-2006, 10:20 AM
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I posted my song, cunts. I have to go for now though, my growlah needs attention.
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i am so out of the loop. i was presuming this was in reference to that royal fergie.
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i am so out of the loop. i was presuming this was in reference to that royal fergie.
it wasn't? so who's skanky growlah are we all going on about? apart from sarah's naturally
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