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10-25-2006, 04:59 PM
| | Registered Member | | Join Date: Oct 2006
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| | | I had a terrible dream I fucked Shirley Manson once and her dad made me marry her
It was so awful. Thankfully I don't remember the sex part, because she's gross.
He came up to me and said if she gets pregnant I'll be expected to marry her. But it was on of those dreams where fear is followed by relief is followed by fear again.
So even though she wasn't pregnant, I was still expected to marry her just for fucking her.
I spent the rest of the dream thinking of ways to take revenge on Shirley from within the marriage. No sex, not sleeping in the same room as her, reading magazines whenever she tries to talk to me. Typical distant husband things.
Were I awake, I'd probably worry Shirley wouldn't want to be married to me any more than I wanted to be married to her. But in the dream I was all ego. I even considered that Shirley might have put her father up to forcing the marriage because she was so in love with me.
Before the Shirley dream there was stuff about me never running into my boyfriend, and something about walking home from the bar, witnessing a gang of thugs beat somebody else to death and me to cowardly to do anything. Instead I ran away.
My parents are always nagging at each other, so in another part of the dream my mom found a dead body outside the basement door and started ragging on my dad for never cleaning up the mess after he shoots trespassers.
I'm still depressed from all this shit.  |
10-25-2006, 06:16 PM
|  | gotoffwivkeily | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: the harbour
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| | | I guess I've dreamed worse |
10-25-2006, 06:17 PM
|  | A GODDAMN SHAME | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: HEAD FUCK, ILLINOIS
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| | | far out.
my worst sex dream was when i fucked Jon Lovitz. Twice. |
10-25-2006, 06:21 PM
| | xxxxxx | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | at least it wasn't rosie or star |
10-25-2006, 06:32 PM
|  | C is for Cookie | | Join Date: Jul 2006
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| | | did you ejaculate? i ejeculated just reading about it |
10-25-2006, 09:14 PM
|  | blow yr mind | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: miami
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| | | there should be a thread about weird dreams people have. |
10-25-2006, 09:43 PM
|  | Veni, vidi, vici | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canada
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Originally Posted by mannequin there should be a thread about weird dreams people have. | Yes. I wrote a lot of my dreams in a journal because they were very weird.
I also had a dream about Shirley Manson... It was very disgusting.
She called me and she said : "Hi, I'm Shirley Manson and I'm coming to your town tomorrow. I'd like to eat at your home so be sure to cook something good".
Then she asked me if I had bread at home... I told her that everyone has bread. Then she said : "I'm glad you have bread. I will bring cheese whiz so we can it that." I didn't want to eat cheese whiz with Shirley Manson. |
10-25-2006, 09:45 PM
| | blow yr mind | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: miami
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| | | damnit i have to study for a math exam |
10-25-2006, 10:21 PM
|  | WhatWouldSteveCarellDo? | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Baltimore, MD
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| | | Shirley has openly admitted to having herpes. |
10-26-2006, 05:18 PM
| | Veni, vidi, vici | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canada
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| | | Is it true that she said she took a shit on her boyfriend's cornflakes |
10-26-2006, 05:34 PM
|  | I'm a blue movie | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: DC
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Originally Posted by Deadsoul Is it true that she said she took a shit on her boyfriend's cornflakes | yes.
I think she found out he was cheating on her. |
10-26-2006, 05:50 PM
| | Veni, vidi, vici | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canada
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Originally Posted by Honey Bee yes.
I think she found out he was cheating on her. | Thanks for the answer. It's funny. I thought it was because she was scatophile. | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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