there should be a thread about weird dreams people have.

Yes. I wrote a lot of my dreams in a journal because they were very weird.

I also had a dream about Shirley Manson... It was very disgusting.
She called me and she said : "Hi, I'm Shirley Manson and I'm coming to your town tomorrow. I'd like to eat at your home so be sure to cook something good".
Then she asked me if I had bread at home... I told her that everyone has bread. Then she said : "I'm glad you have bread. I will bring cheese whiz so we can it that." I didn't want to eat cheese whiz with Shirley Manson.

damnit i have to study for a math exam

Shirley has openly admitted to having herpes.

Is it true that she said she took a **** on her boyfriend's cornflakes