i just witnessed a guy at his computer station finish off a bag of cheese its, proceed to suck the cheese powder off his fingers, then started typing away. on a public computer.

the other day on the subway i stood up to get off and the train jerked so i had to (and i avoid doing this as much as possible) grap a pole to steady myself. the grease the came off on my hands was the consistancy of vasaline and smelled like curry and goat cheese. total dry heave

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The man,
a florist,
said he ended up with the spray can inside him after insulting his partner's penis size.

gee thanks for the early morning retch.
ocd
ocd

UH OH, youre gettin all ocd again. and its contagious. thanks to you, i flush toilets with my shoes.
ps what about those self-checkout touchscreens at the grocery store? why do i have to get EXTRA germs for not wanting to talk to anyone when i buy shit?
oh and a tip, never use the selfcheckout at home depot cos it never ever works and the bitch gives you dirty looks when she has to reset it over n over. i wanted to go back and set her hair on fire.

you have to use a touch screen in order to pay to get on the subway. i use a knuckle as its less likely to touch my face.
id imagine the supermarket self check outs are filthy. esp. considering the handling of poorly wrapped bloody meat.
you went from pissing on toilet paper to foot flushing. oh my

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The man,
a florist,
said he ended up with the spray can inside him after insulting his partner's penis size.

i love your avatar.

and yeah.. whenever i go to toronto for the day i feel diseased. i'm scared to scratch my own nose after riding the subway.