with musical gadgetry, instrumentation, etc... stereo junk, mixers, samplers, mics, keyboards, piccolos, and other miscellaneous noisemakers. do a general inventory. exactly what % of your dream studio does this represent? and exactly what do you need right now for your life to be complete? extra points for unusual or exotic instruments

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instrument wise:

three guitars; a strat, and fender acoustic, and a kay from the 60s (i think?)
yamaha keyboard; i'd like a better one as well as a digital or acoustic piano
king tenor sax from the 20s
bass clarinet
soprano clarinet; metal, probably from the 40s or 50s
flute
mbira
i have several recorders but i haven't played them in forever

for recording i have a small behringer mixing board and two low-end microphones. in other words, my recordings still sound like utter crap.

i'd like way better recording equipment, but i know next to nothing about any of it. i'm by no means close to my "dream studio" - i want to have my own house before that happens and i'd want to upgrade a lot of the stuff i have. there are still several guitars i'd like, as well as a harp and a banjo and maybe some drums? there are more wind instruments i'd like but they aren't priority. of course, very little of this is priority because it'll probably never happen.

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I have 90% of the stuff I want in my "dream" project-studio. I just need a sound-proofed room. Ideally everything could be upgraded and be worth a bloody fortune, but for now demos are at "pro" level, quality wise so can't really complain.

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2 electric buttars squiuhz haha strat and stagemassa hsh DELUXE UHUH UHUH
squiuh steelstring acoustic
cordoba c5 classical
deanPLAYMATE oooh acoustic bass
viola
uprightbass
rogue mandolin and ukulele/sometimes banjo haha
wurlitzaaccordion
sitaw
sax trumpet tromboner tinwhislteD
bongos
drumset pulse 5piece w hats crash ride added china and splash cymbalz mini timbales cowbell and tambourine hattrick dealio double pedla that needs the driveshaft conencting bar too haha

i has a tascam portastdio mk2 tape thingy (but i use audacity and my webcam mic usually
um
i dunno
im getting an expensive sitar for mah bday really soon and hopefully tablas(indian drums) bansuri(indian bamboo flute and a shenai an indian double reed waaaaah wind instrument thingy

im a spoiled bastard and these were allll gifts
im kinda a scumbag

i hate mahself

what id like is a brazilian 10string viola guitar thingy haha
a mandola
a pink cello and violin
a sarode maybe (anotha tringedplucked indian thingy
psh while im goin with that maybe a sarangi indian bowed instrument
theyre pwwwiitty
my brother might get an oud for his bday comin up thatd be fun to play

i dunno
im a douche
im not going for "studio perse
i think imma do the opposite of the beatles and only play live (but im shyz haha
recording sucks

Charango.

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no!
its called a viola caipira or a viola serjenneevvava
i dont think its the same thing actually

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Ew. Get a charango.

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noay theyre suoper pretty

all i need is reason, my 808 sample bank and analog monsters refills. and antares autotune. my life is complete.

princess one day i´ll get you a viola

basically i think i need musicians
a drummer a percussionist
a piano that i´ll never be able to afford
insane orchestra people
kalimbas
bongos & all that
I wanna be able to play the flute
I need a crazy person that builds their own instruments

i still want a mbira/kalimba

the kalimba is cheap and it´s all my fault i could get it but every end of the week i realise its all gone on bills and booze