Satan vs. Jesus - Page 12

En_Ami · #56 08-01-2006, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by InShreds

And do you have to refer to yourself in the third person, Bob De-dole?

LMAO, totally reminds me of the "Bob Dole says.." thing.

En_Ami · #57 08-01-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by vanitykills

um, not all jews are the stereotypical new york jew. the hebrew do not always have a prominent nose as you may think.

and im no jesus freak, but i dont remember him having blue eyes. he had dark long hair and brown eyes with dark skin. what jesus are you talking about?

ok well, Im not steretyping because my dad IS a jew.

The hebrew back then resembled the dark skin of the middle eastern today with Semetic features.

what jesus am I talking about? The Nordic Jesus. All the dumbasses where I live go for the hitler approach in their baptist church paintings.

paladin · #58 08-01-2006, 09:03 PM

You'll love Satan, 'cause he tells you what you want to hear. He'll lie 'cause you don't mind being lied to as long as it is easy and feels good. He's a charmer, but don't call him on his BS or you'll pay, big time.

You wouldn't like Jesus because he would irritate you and tell you what you need to know. He was crucified for holding tight to his truth. He'd love you even if you hated him.

Satan would look perfect. Jesus wouldn't look so good all the time, although inside you would feel that he cared. He wouldn't lie to you. He might even question your motives and get you to think.

Famous Satan line: "You think too much"