Well, I guess that part of it is that I am being prejudiced in this particular case, because I have a feeling that it's going to be about not being happy with the way that you or someone else is addressed in religious terms by a religious person who sees everything religiously, which is about as silly as getting offended by people who aren't religious talking about evolution being real.
I'm sure that it's quite good for people who aren't immediately sent cross-eyed over the thought. I'm positive it is, really. And your voice is very soothing. Like a warm, gentle scalp massage with hot stones. Are those a thing? Can you do hot stone massage on someone's scalp? If you can, then it is very similar to your voice, and if you can't, then I am disappointed by modern stone technology and believe we will just have to use recordings of your voice until such a time as our stone technology has caught up.
****phobia: The fear that a man will treat you the way that you treat women.