In this thread, we passive-aggressively forgive people of things they have said, done, or whatever, as a way of pointing out their flaws, regardless of whether it is called for. CHRISTIANS DO IT SO IT'S COOL.



Sophia_, I forgive you of your homosexuality.

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l'avatory- i forgive you for not having a soul, being bland & negging/hating on me. i pity you going to hell for voting for mc cain.

Hate the sin (or being a complete shithead!), not the sinner (who did the sin of being a complete shithead!).

Conscience: clear.

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Ophiel, I vaguely remember repping you or pming you last night?

Forgive me if I sounded like a loon?

i'm still dragging around grudges and anger

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you'll go to hell for what your dirty mind is thinking

I forgive Ophiel and Rancheria for their misperceptions. People see what they want to see and fear that the unknown does exist; I forgive them for their judgments and their lack of vision, for they can only know what they have risked to know; everything else is vastly greater than they can comprehend with their limited contemplation. They judge based on their conditioning, for which their impressive memories have been rewarded by conventional thinking.

I forgive, therefore I love unconditionally, for I would be the greater fool if I could not waste the time; for ultimately in the act of forgiving others we are forgiving ourselves of those qualities which we lack understanding.


"When you find that you are becoming just like your parents, forgive yourself, and hug a kid"
~~carefulcarpenter

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Marerophilia:
A depth of love that youth can seldom appreciate or communicate;
A love that never can die for it is a wild seed living inside us, and it is what it is;
Love: that which bonds the reality of one's being to the mystery of the unknown;
Wildflowers: evidence revealed."
~~carefulcarpenter

I forgive you for posting in this thread in exactly the same way that you do in every other thread.

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I forgive the person who neg repped me for my (admittedly very boring) post in NBSC's pregnancy thread for not signing it... Now can I go to heaven, please?

I forgive HCH/Dolores for being retarded as all hell.

Parents, and other old people, can be boring when they teach. This is a subtle sign of how much they want your life to be full.

Please forgive me for loving you all. I'm only going to be here for 80 years or so, and I'm really new at living fully.

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Marerophilia:
A depth of love that youth can seldom appreciate or communicate;
A love that never can die for it is a wild seed living inside us, and it is what it is;
Love: that which bonds the reality of one's being to the mystery of the unknown;
Wildflowers: evidence revealed."
~~carefulcarpenter

I would forgive you for your self-aggrandising worldview and absolute conviction that anything you say is a lesson, regardless of how utterly retarded, humourless, trite or irrelevant it might be.

But I don't feel it in my heart, you know?

I dub thee unforgiven

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How much did you drink tonight? I always thought you were like one of those "cool parents" who thought they were all cool but they just never would shut the fuck up because they burnt out their brains on coke or something when they were younger so then they always had some boring as story with a moral to tell and everyone pretends to listen because they were the type of dumbass parent who lets the kids trash the house and then complains about it the next morning when theyre sober.

and you're going to be here for 80 more years???? I don't think I can handle that.

"Lack of Vision, Conventional Thinking" --- "people see what they want to see and fear that the unknown does exist." We Think Not !!!

YOUR HONOUR, I PRESENT TO THE PEOPLE OF KITTY RADIO, EXHIBIT I, FOR THE DEFENSE, SUPPLIED BY OUR SENIOR BARRISTER, KESH, WHICH CLEARLY AND MOST DEFINITIVELY PROVES THAT OPHIE, BEYOND ANY SHADOW OR PROJECTION OF ANY DOUBT IN THE UNIVERSE, DOES NOT 'LACK VISION', NOR IS HE A PROPONENT OF CONVENTIONAL THINKING, NOR DOES MY CLIENT 'SEE ONLY WHAT HE WANTS TO SEE', NOR DOES HE FEAR THAT THE UNKNOWN DOES EXIST." WITH THIS SOUL BARING PHOTO OF THE ARTIST AT WORK, WE REST OUR CASE. PLEASE HAVE, YOUR HONOUR, NO FEAR AND NO HESITATION IN FINDING FOR THE DEFENSE. WE HUMBLY PETITION YOU, YOUR HONOUR, TO ARREST THIS NOT SO HUMBLE, HYPOCRITICAL POSING FALSE CARPNETTER FOR BEARING FALSE WITNESS AGAINST OPHIEL, AND FOR SHOWING CONTEMPT OF COURT AND PERJURY. YOUR HONOUR, IS OPHIEL SHOWING CONVENTIONAL THINKING HERE ?:




"They can only know what they have risked to know. ~~careful carpnetter speaks for his big ass, Sophy, who has lived a lifetime of risking DIDDLY-SQUAT.


And I ask Ophie for forgiveness in having to use Barrister Kesh's photo to be able to easily convict Sophy for his crimes against Ophiel. As well, this photo of Ophiel, the artist, proved quite vividly to the court that Sophy is a complete ignorant donkey's ass.

Sophia_ shall pay his full debt to KR society by being duely processed in swift sentencing commensurate to his crimes. The Judge in this case recommends full consideration given to putting Sophia_ on total mass 'ignore', which represents "Spiritual Death" to Mr. Sophia_, as previously stated in a posting of his.

More Liberal Sentencing Guidelines will not be followed. I ask forgiveness for that. The Holy War Must Continue until Soph no longer flaunts his lack of true wisdom and no longer blatantly abuses true gracious spirit. Thank You for allowing me to use this super Rad photo of Ophiel.

I forgive Sophy for saying that I, Rancheria, share the same philosophy with George W. Bush: "That Might Is Right". I also forgive Soph for not having the testicles, nor sack, to post more than an out of focus, blurry silhouette shadow photo of his unidentifiable Big Head Toddy. Here's to Ophy for having big ones ! Soph_ slides one step closer to getting his infantile non-descended nuts cracked.

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Sophy_'s Motto of His Spousal Invalubility: "My wife does not want to loose [sic] the house--I imagine she would get along fine with out me, for she is an attractive woman who could easily find someone to be her companion. As a man, I do the things for her she can't find in another woman." ~~carefulcarpnetter

If you look closely you can see a guy sat in the back there, through that archway, who had a view of my arsehole for a good ten minutes. He'd gone by the end. Poor bastard.

But yeah, cheers. Not that I think I'm pushing the envelope of societal wisdom purely by getting naked now and then, but it's kind of galling to be told over and over again that I'm hidebound and conventional, especially by some wastrel cunt who swallows every single piece of bullshit he's fed and gains validation for other people's hatred. I mean, wow, how original can you get?

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I forgive this dude for being a total emo last night and refusing to speak. Sure he's made me permanently limp, but i spose we can still be friends. He can just never have my hole. ever

Is that truly Ophiel? I don't know what to think anymore.
I forgive you if it is.

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WE MADE BROWNIES. I THINK WE'RE DEAD.

So, using Rancheria-style reasoning, you think homosexuality is a flaw, now?

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Marerophilia:
A depth of love that youth can seldom appreciate or communicate;
A love that never can die for it is a wild seed living inside us, and it is what it is;
Love: that which bonds the reality of one's being to the mystery of the unknown;
Wildflowers: evidence revealed."
~~carefulcarpenter

I'm not speaking for Ophie, however, since you've lumped us in your same stereotypical boat, I have to say that it would be hard for me to forgive you for being a hypocritical deeply closeted deep see fisting homosexual, because you appear to be so deep in the closet that you start threads entitled: "Gays cannot get into Heaven." Here's the quote of your thread introduction, about your twisted beliefs in devaluing gays, as you do many other groups as well as Ophie and myself. This was back when you were Paladin: "Have Gun Will Travel: San Francisco" This thread topic of yours is great NeoCon cover for a deep, deep in the workshop closet case !

THE FLAW IS YOUR HYPOCRISY IN PRETENDING YOU ARE A FRIEND AND CHAMPION OF GAYS WHILE YOU POST THIS THREAD. You love to stir up the pot in your humble provocative spiritual way, don't you ?

04-13-2006, 04:20 AM (were you smoking Paladin ? at 04:20 ??)
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Gays cannot get into Heaven

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"I believe this is not because the church supports this, but because gays are conflicted. As they follow a self respecting lifestyle they may understand why and help teach others the path. The church cannot support heterosexual marriage and then turn around and support homosexuality. Marriage has always been looked at as a holy union between a man and a women. This is not to say that gays cannot get into Heaven... they just don't follow the best path to eliminate the internal conflicts which hinder them from inner peace and wholeness." ~~CarefulCrapSpreader, Paladin and Sophia_'s Sidekick

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Sophy_'s Motto of His Spousal Invalubility: "My wife does not want to loose [sic] the house--I imagine she would get along fine with out me, for she is an attractive woman who could easily find someone to be her companion. As a man, I do the things for her she can't find in another woman." ~~carefulcarpnetter