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09-08-2008, 02:34 AM
|  | pioneering new emotions | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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Originally Posted by Sophia_  So, using Rancheria-style reasoning, you think homosexuality is a flaw, now? | Not really. I was winding you up, for fun, knowing that you'd be incapable of just laughing it off.
You do consider it a flaw though. You did pretty much say so, you had a pretty amusing spazz at me for, let me think, was it "BEING TOO OBSESSED WITH MENSTRUAL CYCLES AND ANAL FETISHES TO CARE ABOUT ANYTHING DEVOUT"?
You have the power to end this.
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09-08-2008, 03:48 AM
|  | whirling dervisher | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Spin me
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Originally Posted by Rancheria FRIEND AND CHAMPION OF GAYS
inner peace and wholeness." ~~CarefulCrapSpreader, Paladin and Sophia_'s Sidekick | Actually I'm championing "the feminine principle". There are paths to inner peace and wholeness for all people. I champion "choice"; each of us can choose to grow or wage our personal battles against the world in our own little resistance movement. People often find comfort in misery; and group-think.
"The individual is the new revolution"
~~carefcarpnetter
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A depth of love that youth can seldom appreciate or communicate;
A love that never can die for it is a wild seed living inside us, and it is what it is;
Love: that which bonds the reality of one's being to the mystery of the unknown;
Wildflowers: evidence revealed."
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09-08-2008, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Rancheria "Lack of Vision, Conventional Thinking" --- "people see what they want to see and fear that the unknown does exist." We Think Not !!!
YOUR HONOUR, I PRESENT TO THE PEOPLE OF KITTY RADIO, EXHIBIT I, FOR THE DEFENSE, SUPPLIED BY OUR SENIOR BARRISTER, KESH, WHICH CLEARLY AND MOST DEFINITIVELY PROVES THAT OPHIE, BEYOND ANY SHADOW OR PROJECTION OF ANY DOUBT IN THE UNIVERSE, DOES NOT 'LACK VISION', NOR IS HE A PROPONENT OF CONVENTIONAL THINKING, NOR DOES MY CLIENT 'SEE ONLY WHAT HE WANTS TO SEE', NOR DOES HE FEAR THAT THE UNKNOWN DOES EXIST." WITH THIS SOUL BARING PHOTO OF THE ARTIST AT WORK, WE REST OUR CASE. PLEASE HAVE, YOUR HONOUR, NO FEAR AND NO HESITATION IN FINDING FOR THE DEFENSE. WE HUMBLY PETITION YOU, YOUR HONOUR, TO ARREST THIS NOT SO HUMBLE, HYPOCRITICAL POSING FALSE CARPNETTER FOR BEARING FALSE WITNESS AGAINST OPHIEL, AND FOR SHOWING CONTEMPT OF COURT AND PERJURY. YOUR HONOUR, IS OPHIEL SHOWING CONVENTIONAL THINKING HERE ?: 
"They can only know what they have risked to know. ~~careful carpnetter speaks for his big ass, Sophy, who has lived a lifetime of risking DIDDLY-SQUAT.
And I ask Ophie for forgiveness in having to use Barrister Kesh's photo to be able to easily convict Sophy for his crimes against Ophiel. As well, this photo of Ophiel, the artist, proved quite vividly to the court that Sophy is a complete ignorant donkey's ass.
Sophia_ shall pay his full debt to KR society by being duely processed in swift sentencing commensurate to his crimes. The Judge in this case recommends full consideration given to putting Sophia_ on total mass 'ignore', which represents "Spiritual Death" to Mr. Sophia_, as previously stated in a posting of his.
More Liberal Sentencing Guidelines will not be followed. I ask forgiveness for that. The Holy War Must Continue until Soph no longer flaunts his lack of true wisdom and no longer blatantly abuses true gracious spirit. Thank You for allowing me to use this super Rad photo of Ophiel.
I forgive Sophy for saying that I, Rancheria, share the same philosophy with George W. Bush: "That Might Is Right". I also forgive Soph for not having the testicles, nor sack, to post more than an out of focus, blurry silhouette shadow photo of his unidentifiable Big Head Toddy. Here's to Ophy for having big ones ! Soph_ slides one step closer to getting his infantile non-descended nuts cracked. |
omg Ophiel is THAT you???? jesus, LOL. I guess you are not hot. I always thought you were way above my league but now I see you are not. At least you are not that high up there, you look very lame.
And you've said you would never hit at me but I also would NEVER hit anyone who strips and gets naked to play the guitar and be captured in such a dreadful picture. You are not flea of red hot chilli peppers and I wouldn't even hit that, he is so fucking hideous.
It's not common of me to speak this way, because I have like cero self esteem and I feel like the monster of the black lagoon but it's moments like this that make me realize that I am completely fuckable and you are not better than me. I'm just dwelling in the wrong crowds and that is why I get rarely fucked, plus the lack of self esteem doesn't help either, but I will find love and like I said I'm not unfuckable by any means.
Now back to the topic, I forgive my father. He wrote me an apology email after he fell down the stairts, broke his head open and almost bled to death. See I was the one who called the ambulance and rode with him to the hospital and well he apologized for what happened.
I feel so gutted because I've been so vicious to my father. Mind you, he deserved every single one of my insults and scathing words but he is still my father. I really wish he wouldn't be so doomed, so dark, and so negative. I wish he would be happy. Sadly he is nothing and that is why he drinks, he has nothing to live for. But I'm going to try to not be hateful AT LEAST. It's going to be a pickle. I really wish my dad's life was better, it pains me to no end but he has made his bed unfortunately and there is no turning back.  |
09-08-2008, 04:40 AM
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| | I'm just happy to see you people are working out your problems. 
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09-08-2008, 01:12 PM
| | pioneering new emotions | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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Originally Posted by DoloresHaze omg Ophiel is THAT you???? jesus, LOL. I guess you are not hot. I always thought you were way above my league but now I see you are not. At least you are not that high up there, you look very lame.
And you've said you would never hit at me but I also would NEVER hit anyone who strips and gets naked to play the guitar and be captured in such a dreadful picture. You are not flea of red hot chilli peppers and I wouldn't even hit that, he is so fucking hideous.
It's not common of me to speak this way, because I have like cero self esteem and I feel like the monster of the black lagoon but it's moments like this that make me realize that I am completely fuckable and you are not better than me. I'm just dwelling in the wrong crowds and that is why I get rarely fucked, plus the lack of self esteem doesn't help either, but I will find love and like I said I'm not unfuckable by any means. | Yeah, I think we all already established that your looks are only one of the many reasons why you should give up on trying to get fucked and start hacking at yourself with razors. Others of them, as demonstrated here, include your atrocious personality, your inability to distinguish between being self-esteem and petulant wankstabbery, and your well-documented self-confessed shit taste in men. Quote:
Originally Posted by DoloresHaze Now back to the topic, I forgive my father. He wrote me an apology email after he fell down the stairts, broke his head open and almost bled to death. See I was the one who called the ambulance and rode with him to the hospital and well he apologized for what happened.
I feel so gutted because I've been so vicious to my father. Mind you, he deserved every single one of my insults and scathing words but he is still my father. I really wish he wouldn't be so doomed, so dark, and so negative. I wish he would be happy. Sadly he is nothing and that is why he drinks, he has nothing to live for. But I'm going to try to not be hateful AT LEAST. It's going to be a pickle. I really wish my dad's life was better, it pains me to no end but he has made his bed unfortunately and there is no turning back. | HA. "I forgive my father, EVEN THOUGH HE DESERVES EVERY SHITTY THING I'VE EVER DONE TO HIM"? Do you even know what the words in this thread mean?
I forgive you for everything.
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09-08-2008, 01:54 PM
|  | Strafe Guru Narcissists ! | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: On the Redwood Hwy
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| | | Dolores, Go To Your Private Affair Therapy With Soph To Learn How To Be Truly Desired
I forgive High Class Dolores for realising he "is completely fuckable" just because he saw Ophie is. I forgive myself for posting Kesh's cool, rad picture of Ophie, our bare naked hot guitar hero. It was hurtful to HCH. It boiled up some black lagoon luke-warm fetid juices in Dolores, and I'm sorry for disturbing him that way. I forgive HCH Dolores (dolores in Spanish is 'pains') for being in the very same league as Sophia_. This is the league of those trying futilely to mean-spiritedly put handsome brilliant charismatic people down in a pathetic effort to raise themselves to the level of physically fuckable. It never works, because even a skinny underage melon knows it is physically fuckable at the same time it realises it will not get picked to be taken home because it lies in company in acidic leached-out soil with the other bitter withered melons.
High Class HO Dolores, There is only one thing to do, especially if your therapy sessions are not making you fuckable yet !!!
Reread this Sophia_ offer to you and take him up on it immediately !
Careful Carpnetter, the mouthpiece of fuckable sophy_ implores you, HCH: "DoloresHaze--If you want me to help you change you life--PM me. Nothing goes on the board; this is a private affair. ~~CarefulCarpnetter 
Dolores Haze: This Spiritual Couple will help you off the boards, in a private affair. This is the true image of Sophy's Spirit--18 years ago.
GO TO THEM HCH ! They can help you from the top down and the bottom up to be Physically and Spiritually Fuckable (note: I spy the bulge of the first mini e-meters in Soph's left pocket)
TAKE SOPHY UP ON HIS PRIVATE AFFAIR THERAPY OFFER NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. I forgive Sophy for making you the offer because he is a friend and champion of all the gays. I forgive him, but not you HCH. Rancheria
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Sophy_'s Motto of His Spousal Invalubility: "My wife does not want to loose [sic] the house--I imagine she would get along fine with out me, for she is an attractive woman who could easily find someone to be her companion. As a man, I do the things for her she can't find in another woman." ~~carefulcarpnetter
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09-08-2008, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Rancheria I forgive High Class Dolores for realising he "is completely fuckable" just because he saw Ophie is. I forgive myself for posting Kesh's cool, rad picture of Ophie, our bare naked hot guitar hero. It was hurtful to HCH. It boiled up some black lagoon luke-warm fetid juices in Dolores, and I'm sorry for disturbing him that way. I forgive HCH Dolores (dolores in Spanish is 'pains') for being in the very same league as Sophia_. This is the league of those trying futilely to mean-spiritedly put handsome brilliant charismatic people down in a pathetic effort to raise themselves to the level of physically fuckable. It never works, because even a skinny underage melon knows it is physically fuckable at the same time it realises it will not get picked to be taken home because it lies in company in acidic leached-out soil with the other bitter withered melons.
High Class HO Dolores, There is only one thing to do, especially if your therapy sessions are not making you fuckable yet !!!
Reread this Sophia_ offer to you and take him up on it immediately !
Careful Carpnetter, the mouthpiece of fuckable sophy_ implores you, HCH: "DoloresHaze--If you want me to help you change you life--PM me. Nothing goes on the board; this is a private affair. ~~CarefulCarpnetter
Dolores Haze: This Spiritual Couple will help you off the boards, in a private affair. This is the true image of Sophy's Spirit--18 years ago.
GO TO THEM HCH ! They can help you from the top down and the bottom up to be Physically and Spiritually Fuckable
TAKE SOPHY UP ON HIS PRIVATE AFFAIR THERAPY OFFER NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. I forgive Sophy for making you the offer because he is a friend and champion of all the gays. I forgive him, but not you HCH. Rancheria | he is hot. |
09-08-2008, 06:15 PM
| | Strafe Guru Narcissists ! | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: On the Redwood Hwy
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| | | Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers, with glasses.
He is still Hot 18 years later. He looks a little more like a sexy Kenny Rogers now with glasses. Remember, last year, you wanted to do him in your fantasy vision of seeing him as a big hot sweaty carpenter. He is that, and if you ever met in a romantic tropical place, and listened to him for 7 or 8 hours straight, you could do him and he could do you. I would bet money on it.
"Have you noticed that a lot of men over a certain age look a lot like country music superstar Kenny Rogers ? This is certainly no knock on anyone ! I mean, afterall, Kenny Rogers is a Huge Superstar worth millions of dollars. Who wouldn't want to look like Kenny ? You see them at the Mall, the State Fair, Restaurants, even at the New Car Lots. They look like Kenny Rogers and sometimes it's spooky. Sometimes for the 'right' reasons and sometimes for all the wrong reasons." from the Website: 'Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers.com' Check it out !
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Sophy_'s Motto of His Spousal Invalubility: "My wife does not want to loose [sic] the house--I imagine she would get along fine with out me, for she is an attractive woman who could easily find someone to be her companion. As a man, I do the things for her she can't find in another woman." ~~carefulcarpnetter
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09-08-2008, 06:20 PM
| | pioneering new emotions | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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09-08-2008, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Rancheria He is still Hot 18 years later. He looks a little more like a sexy Kenny Rogers now with glasses. Remember, last year, you wanted to do him in your fantasy vision of seeing him as a big hot sweaty carpenter. He is that, and if you ever met in a romantic tropical place, and listened to him for 7 or 8 hours straight, you could do him and he could do you. I would bet money on it. | he is straight. |
09-08-2008, 06:40 PM
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| | | Are you not a dusky lithesome waifish hot young lad. Can you not ply this 'straight' careful carpnetter with some strong Caribbean Rum ? You would not necessarily need a roofie either. I have a feeling something hot would happen, especially in Panama, away from his neophyte replacement spiritual wife. And stop obsesssing on your case of the 'jew-face'. That is the very least of Sophy_'s potential bias. He overlooks the exterior everytime. He wants to meet the interior of you. He is spiritually curious, and you are high spirited.
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Sophy_'s Motto of His Spousal Invalubility: "My wife does not want to loose [sic] the house--I imagine she would get along fine with out me, for she is an attractive woman who could easily find someone to be her companion. As a man, I do the things for her she can't find in another woman." ~~carefulcarpnetter |
09-08-2008, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Ophiel I want to be a spiritual wife | I'm afraid I could only be a Helen Keller type spiritual wife. I forgive sophy for leading me on for years to think this way. Sorry Helen ! I do love you and admire and respect you. As the Coffee Emporium bouncer I would not let soph get his fingers all over Helen Keller, to read her spirituality. I approve of him getting his fingers all over Dolores though.
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Sophy_'s Motto of His Spousal Invalubility: "My wife does not want to loose [sic] the house--I imagine she would get along fine with out me, for she is an attractive woman who could easily find someone to be her companion. As a man, I do the things for her she can't find in another woman." ~~carefulcarpnetter |
09-08-2008, 07:03 PM
| | pioneering new emotions | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: nTown, UK
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| | | I'm the spiritual Yoko Ono to Sophia_'s Linda McCartney.
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09-10-2008, 10:55 PM
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| | | He looks too much like my dad. I'm serious. My daddy was a teen when I was borned.
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