[Diablo_]

i am not emotional!!!! >:=(

[l'avatar]

ACTUALLY.

what time were you born, user Diablo_.

this is vital intel, son.

}=B

& don't try to be mingcute & say ydk.

[Diablo_]

cory i was going to be really aaron and mingmong and self-absorbed and post my entire detailed astrological profile, but i think this extract sums it up. a lil something to make us both giggle :=D

You have lots and lots of energy and tend to become quite restless if you feel confined. [..] With your abundant energy, you enjoy being outdoors, and you should be attracted to physical exercise or to those forms of sport which can help you burn off some of that excess energy.

even Astrobot thinks i'm all bouncy and flubber :=D harharhar :=p

[l'avatar]

well benjamin that didn't answer the question lol!!!

>=D??

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19)

Your life is more complicated than it seems these days. Someone may be trying to pull strings but you might see through their veiled attempts at control. You aren't amused by hidden manipulations, so you attempt to bring things out into the open where they are more manageable. Still, the uncomfortable incongruence between your inner world and the outer circumstances presents a paradox. Don't try to force resolution on anything that remains elusive.

what's that mean??? i can't read mingenglish! D:

[aura]

mhm.

[Diablo_]

i was born at 7:48 p.m. on 3 July, 1985 [†]-_-[†]. social security number will be included in the next post

cory i think that means your preferred means of conflict resolution is duking it out in rubber suits on jerry springer. ¿_¿

[l'avatar]

............. !?!?!?!??!

you're lying to me. i don't believe it.

lying is a form of treason & that's what you're doing to me right now.

the sentence is execution by firing squad & one last meal. BESIDES SWAN OF COURSE!!!! >8OB

j/k!! though i really am convinced you're trying to be lolsy though! which isn't very christian. but very smart!

just wait 'til i tell my blog! ^-^;;

[Diablo_]

cory i don't get it. but i was just reading about a guy who was shot by firing squad, which upon reading your little post there made me feel a little watched :-)

my results all contradict each other [to get back to the thread topic - brookelyn will have kittens!!!], but although i'm as militant an atheist as there is possible to be, i have based two major life decisions based on that morning's newspaper horoscope. i think they were busted for being found to have made them up. oh well =p

[l'avatar]

well yes, i guess i did get a little excited & perhaps i should explain myself. that, & i respect your choice for being an atheist/Godless sinner who's doomed to immolate in the fiery dredges of Hell. but i realize that's just because of your third-world upbringing, & so i'm here to help. you're just lucky i'm a humanitarian who likes to help you lil' guys out!! :d

i don't know how else to tell you this benjamin, but you have a capricorn moon. & i have a capricorn sun. but, you also have a cancer sun. whereas i have a cancer moon.

so, ~astrologically speaking~, we are completely opposites & hate each other!! yay!! XD XD XD

Serious and responsible, you try to carry the world on your shoulders and rarely let others know that you need help and support. You deny or ignore your own emotional needs and feel that others will not accept you if you appear "weak". You are especially uncomfortable with emotional dependency, and will tell yourself and others (even children) not to be a "baby". You need to accept that no one is self-sufficient all the time, and to be gentler with your "childish" emotional needs and wants. To others, you may appear to be rather hard-nosed and tough, with a businesslike attitude toward their personal concerns and feelings. Actually, no one is a truer friend. Your feelings and loyalties run deep, but you often do not let people know how much you care. You also need to learn to relax, enjoy yourself, and play sometimes.

gosh Diablo_, just relax. :d

[Solly Coleslaw]

This is a certain former kr user's astrological chart. For a prize of a sub, by interpreting it, see if you can guess whose it is

[CuntCake]

I'm a Capricorn but I am not organized AT ALL. I love to learn and am very ecclectic, like adventure, but am the laziest person you will ever meet. I am not a hard worker, I only get short bursts of working hard....I feel like my sign is very little like me.

[YNEZ]

I have a cancer sun
and virgo moon
and sagataurus rising or... was it an aquarius rising??? One of those.
I don't relate at all to my moon sign... I relate more to my venus in leo and mars in leo sign as well as the two possible rising signs I have but not my moon sign... I don't know too much about astrology so.... The virgo sign is much to ... I don't know ... I just don't relate to earth signs.
I've noticed that I have major attractions to aquarius,geminis, leos, and all water signs. anyways, how does my rising sign and/or venus/mars sign affect my moon sign... Im a very emotional and extremely moody but also extremely jovial ... and extremely introverted but also I can be flamboyant and gregarious... I just don't relate to what Ive read about virgo.

[midnight]

Originally Posted by BleedingHeart

~midnight
this is me? and the eye thing for real.

it doesn't apply to everyone dead on of course. go read this: Scorpio (the other signs are there aswell for who's interested)

"Look at the eyes. They can be green, blue, brown or black, but they'll be piercing with hypnotic intensity. Most people feel nervous and ill at ease under Scorpio's steady gaze. You'll have to break the spell and look away first. He'll outstare you every time. It's a foolproof identifica‐tion of the Pluto personality. Scorpio eyes bore deeply into you, mercilessly, as if they're penetrating your very souL They are."

^yes.

Most Pluto people have powerful physiques. The features are noticeably heavy or sharp, and clearly drawn, and the nose is quite prominent, sometimes beak-shaped. Ordinarily, the complexion is very pale, almost translucent, and the brows are heavy and knit together over the bridge of the nose. There's a crackling, electric vitality about the very presence of a Scorpio that gives him away. As quiet as he tries to be, such a vital force can't be hidden com‐pletely. The males will have a heavy growth of hair on the arms and legs, often with a reddish cast. Most Scorpios have darkish hair and eyes, but don't overlook the frosty blonde types, of which Grace Kelly and Billy Graham are excellent examples. Frosty on the outside, that is. The poised surface calm of the Pluto character is carefully de‐signed to hide the boiling inner nature.

i suppose i'm one of the "frosty blonde types"
i do have a sharp profile though, and the bit about the eyes, very very pale skin.

[l'avatar]

o gosh. i just went to that site, & it was more than unsettling.

An occasional Capricorn will forget to hide his am*bition, and refuse to work unless he's at the head of things. Then he becomes a stubborn goat who insists on starting at the top of the ladder, where he feels he belongs. Natural*ly, such an attitude produces a gloomy, pessimistic, cold and selfish person who's impossible to satisfy. But a cou*ple of hard bumps usually suffice to set him on the right path.

He has a self-made brick wall around him. He's shy, but he's strong and tough. He's pleasant, but he's fiercely ambitious. Like the legendary, silent, earthy cowboy, the Capricorn man seems to prefer to be alone. He doesn't. Not really.

Secretly, Capricorn yearns for adulation. He'd love to thrill the crowd on a flying trapeze. In his private dreams, the goat is an incurable romantic, but Saturn chains his nature. The stern planet of discipline demands of him calm behavior, practical actions and serious intent. This is his cross, and it's often a heavy one to bear. Sometimes he'll cover his frustration with a brusque manner-and sometimes he'll startle you with unexpected and incon*gruous humor, although it will always be the ironic tongue-in-cheek variety. But that's often the funniest kind, and Capricoms can be quite a gas when they're wry and dry and juggling the jokes.

Only a chosen few can release this lonely soul from his secret prison.

He impressed you as a man who would rather see his name written in the social register than in your diary. Now you discover that he has a heart as warm and friendly as a cozy wood fire on a winter night. I know it's exhilarating, but wait just a moment before yod dash off to give him a big bear hug and expect him to -fly you to the moon. Those surprises I just described are part of his inner nature. He'll be thrilled and impressed if you guess, but inner nature means just that-inner nature. Chances are he'll never let all those gauzy dreams of care*less rapture escape and run around loose. Just so you know they're inside him. That's enough. Don't go expecting your Capricorn to dash barefoot through the buttercups. You can't change his basic. Saturnine personality.

Consequently, he may be a little rusty, and won't know quite what to do when someone openly admires him, so he covers his embarrassment by making a wry joke or ignoring it, a reaction which can freeze people into de*ciding never to risk flattering that poker face again. The impression is created that he hates compliments, so he gets even fewer. It's a vicious circle. Maybe it's your fault more than his. Next time you give your Capricorn a verbal bouquet, look at his ears. See how pink they are? See that faint twinkle in his eye and how his nose twitches ever so slightly? He's as pleased as Sunday punch. Just because he doesn't dance a jig or roll in the grass like Leo, the lion, doesn't mean he hasn't been made deeply happy and ten feet taller. He needs to be seen as the truly great guy he is. Nature and the stars keep him from advertising. You'll have to be his press agent.

now, i'm not gonna say that's all true.

but &skullface;.

[herekitty]

Originally Posted by Solly Coleslaw

This is a certain former kr user's astrological chart. For a prize of a sub, by interpreting it, see if you can guess whose it is

I can't interpret those things but surely it must be glammyskank's? who else would have their astrological chart available on the internet?

[shewalksoverme]

Name a price on what's sacred.

[midnight]

Originally Posted by herekitty

I can't interpret those things but surely it must be glammyskank's? who else would have their astrological chart available on the internet?

no its not though i thought that immediately



this is hers

[RockitToTheMoon]

I'm 3 fire signs: Sun in Aries (ttly), Rising in Leo, and Moon in Sagittarius.

I've got an astrology book and have read it cover2cover twice. I never pay attention to the daily horoscopes, but oh my god I totally judge people based on their signs.

[jellybella]

well that site is a load of bollocks
i've always been a capricorn. in fact i was born one but according to that site i'm not.