The Astrology Thread

[clotty]

Sagittarius

lawl lawl lawl.

anyways. my sun is sag. and my moon is libra.

my rising sign is virgo. awww.

i don't really know what any of that **** means.

and then my love/buttsex one is scorpio. that one i do know. that's the best part. always.


i'm just kinda bummed that you guys are telling me daily horoscopes are bull****.

i have about 40 different ones on my iGoogle page and i read them FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. and i do WHATEVER THEY TELL ME TO.

and if they say anything scary, i **** my pants and don't leave the house.

[clotty]

Originally Posted by clotty

Sagittarius

i mean. i have a large head and all. and i like to talk to the animals. and call ppl fatties and stuff.

HOWEVER.

there's this whole big paragraph in there about loving planes and rollercoasters and all kinds of TERRIBLE, AWFUL, NO GOOD things.

oh no.

no no no.

dare devil test pilot my ***.

[clotty]

Originally Posted by clotty

i mean. i have a large head and all. and i like to talk to the animals. and call ppl fatties and stuff.

HOWEVER.

there's this whole big paragraph in there about loving planes and rollercoasters and all kinds of TERRIBLE, AWFUL, NO GOOD things.

oh no.

no no no.

dare devil test pilot my ***.

now so wait though.

then it goes, "unless a meeker sign on the ascendant dilutes Jupiter's daring."

ascending means rising, right? and my rising is virgo. so that'd be meeker right?

this is really epic, you guys.

i heart astrology.

[clotty]

then it called me an alcoholic.

and it keeps telling me how smart i am.

well i mean.

[clotty]

then it told me that i'm a reclusive genius.

then it told me that tards won't be able to recognize what a ****ing genius i am.