what would they be?

the 'big' questions like:

• why does evil exist?
• why do horrible things happen like little children being murdered?
• what is the purpose of life?
• how do you know god real (is god real)?
• if god is everywhere and everything, than how can he also not have his hand in the things he condemns?

or questions about life/spirituality/religion/philosophy that you've sortof argued yourself into a corner and can't get anywhere on.

(we don't need to answer them here, just ask)

basically all those things i dont think he understands what its like to be in a fragile human body
like whateva like especially pertaining to the sometimes karma argument for why bad shit happens to children
and such

and if it isall true in a sense
"hes" kinda a dick even if it is all part of a bigger plan to him


my fav tho is how him supposedly saying hard work is a virtue is used to justify wage slavery (let alone completeeconomic slavery but thats a bit diff
wwhen he only had to work 7days!
what a sucka!
i want god to put in a 40 hour work week and still be barely getting by in a ton of debt

Assuming we're talking about a Judeo-Christian version of God, I want to know how come he would create us in his own image, yet make all of us natural born sinners, only to condemn us all to these miserable lives and eternal punishments for being these sinners when he MADE us that way??

That's a really sadistic thing to do....especially to gay people, who supposedly are the worst beings of them all! That's all I'd like to ask.

Ok, one more thing. On what day did he create the Dinosaurs? Never got a straight answer on that one.

well they say he created "beasts" of the land and sky and wata or whateva i think

Maybe... DEAR GOD, WHY?!?!!? OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!!

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I'd probably ask him really mundane stuff, like "Why do we have five remotes in the house that don't seem to do anything other than make the ones that we do need harder to keep track of?", or "Is that bitch ever going to pay me back that £200?"

The bigger questions... I'd be surprised if he even knew. I mean, last night I wrote a load of crap down on a piece of paper just before bed, and I get the feeling that everyone asking God "why are we here, what's the meaning of life?" would be a lot like a billion people demanding to know what I meant by "open the the light forever ever I don't I know I think open the sea is the sea is the sea is" at 3am. Because come on, do we really think that this is the best an omnipotent, omniscient creator would come up with? We were totally just a drunken doodle.


God, incidentally, looks like this:

there's only one that really matters at all.

*When you die, does that mean EVERYTHING dies with you? Basic worm food and no more....

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

Isn't that a quote from Masters Of The Universe?

I would ask if we could high-five..assuming he has hands.

Evil doesn't exist btw.
People who do "pure evil things" is explained pretty logically in advanced criminal psychology.
They often lack the chemicals and brain processes associated with empathy

how can you be happy in heaven if everyone you love is back down on earth?

in heaven, it's christmas every day!

im nervous around new people

id be like

"hi sup"

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ever spent xmas alone?

Monty Python.

lolph dundgren is handsome.

i'd ask why penises are used for sex and pissing. was it a little joke because ha ha ha

i admire the cloaca though, and that's worse

I would ask him who his parents are? And what they do for a living?

andthey also just happen to be running the world under the guise of law order and justice
fuckin twats!

its called the r complex!
theyre like primitive reptiles!


but really
we all know theyre the true descendants of "abraham" whom 'God"(ALIENIGGA) said would rule the earthand now they use their so called affiliation with judaism to keep themselves immune to criticism
douchebags

grrrrrrr