Christ Massacre

The celebration of Christmas is actually the celebration of the Massacre of Christ. If Christmas was really the celebration of Jesus Christ birth then it would have been called Jesus Christ Birthdate; just like George Washington’s birthday.

That is why Christmas has so much red color. The color red symbolizes Jesus spilled blood.

If you do your biblical research from before the crusades you will say, Ohmigosh Christmas is the celebration or the murder of Jesus Christ. This also explains why the Jews do not celebrate the Massacre of Jesus Christ.

Santa was introduced as the legendary nice guy who gives money, food and clothes to everyone in the world. Everyone knows that is a lie but did you know Santa is actually Satan. All you have to do is just move the letter N.

Despite all the facts everyone have a Happy Holidays.

Santa or Satan

Santa or Satan

I wish that cunt was never born....... imagine a world without Christianity.

It's as lovely as a world without lawyers.

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"Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags-allowed rule?"

Damn, dirty lawyers!

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Sam: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby: Really?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam: Call girl.
Toby: Accidentally?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

I dunno, some lawyers are pretty sexy.