I've been gardening for a few years. I grew a lot of herbs, some tomatoes and peppers. Fresh herbs make food taste sooooooooooo good.
Anyway, I've burned sage the last two harvests of my garden, thru the entire house. Sadly, I won't garden this year, unless my hubby puts up a privacy fence between us and one of our neighbors yards.
I love the lady next door, but her son is like 40 or something and he moved back in with mommy after his last relationship. I swear the ****ing asshole has a tracker on my ***. EVERY TIME I go outside, here he comes with a beer and cigarette and tells me everything I'm doing wrong and how I should do it.
One day, the guy had to the nerve to eavesdrop on me recording myself singing and playing guitar IN MY ****ING HOUSE. Later that night he came over to tell me what I was doing wrong. Then he tried to kiss me on my neck, with my husband in the next room awake. I booted that **** so quick.
One day a moving truck showed up and I thought he was leaving! Nope, they were picking up his ex-girlfriend's **** from the garage.

(She is so lucky.)
If Yummy will get me a privacy fence, I will garden and burn sage in the fall.