This would be the funniest thing I'd ever read if the fact that the guy is dead serious and everyone else in the class takes him seriously didn't scare the shit out of me. Oh, and this is in san diego, california. Southern churches get a lot of shit but that's because there's just more of them. My parents make me go to this crazy fucking church (yes, make, we've had the discussion that I have to do it because they pay my rent and I've told them that I only go for the monetary compensation) and then wonder why I don't come home on the weekends. But pay attention to the language. It's amusing.


Hi,

Sometime ago, the American Family Association (AFA) called attention to Ford’s unabashed support of the homosexual agenda. Since then, the AFA has started a boycott on Ford company and its affiliates. The boycott has apparently aggravated the already difficult economic situation of the company. Nevertheless, Ford has refused to back down from its support of the homosexual agenda. Unfortunately, this icon of the American economy is obstinately sinking into sin even as it needs hands up to get out of its financial crisis. Despite of our deep sympathies with such an important player in the American economy and in the American history, we, as Christians, must take action against Ford by joining the boycott. Hopefully, the boycott will serve its purpose to restore Ford to the American company that many of us deeply love. The boycott is an admonition of one who loves and who desires restoration. By not joining the boycott, one is truly saying: “I ‘loved’ you so much that I couldn’t even admonish you to get out of the path to hell”. Let’s not express this phony love but rather the genuine love that calls one back to the right path.

God Bless, [sunday school teacher's name]


And then he quoted some email castigating Ford for donating to various gay-supporting groups and refusing to donate to Parents and Friends of Ex Gays.

Um, yes. Of all the corporations to boycott for all the reasons one would boycott a corporation, Ford for their support of the homosexual agenda would definitely be the most important. It's a much bigger threat to the world than, say, sweatshops, child labor, animal testing, monopolizing, and fraud. And I love how he says "homosexual agenda", like the world is full of gays trying to convert straights rather than the other way around.

i would still love to know what the "homosexual agenda" is. i apparently missed that memo after coming out.

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I ALWAYS TRY TO CONVERT GIRLS TO LESBIANS! *GASPAROONIE* Naw, not really. I'm just not that good. Although I agree about straight people trying to do it the other way around. My friends always tell me to come out "and meet this guy I think you'll like". Yeah, no I won't.

And like Sokkar, I missed the memo, so could someone fax me when they find out what it is. Or page me. I also have a mobile phone, but considering it's a brand new thing out this year I can't take it too far from my car because the battery will only last 3 minutes and 16 seconds if I do.

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We're building a gay-bomb. By fusing atoms of Shiraz and White Zinfandel, we will someday blow a hole the size of Montana in Anne Coulter's crotch.

Haha, there's that agenda, and then there's the one where just by existing, homosexuals leech goodness and propriety from society to the point where the FAMILY has dissolved in its worth, morality crumbles, and gay and lesbian sex abounds.

i keep drinking shiraz, and i'm still straight. how much longer until this medicine takes effect?

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they arrived dramatically at the space gun in an art deco-style autogyro

You're not drinking it poncey enough

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that's impossible, it's australian shiraz.

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they arrived dramatically at the space gun in an art deco-style autogyro

my dad hates ford cos they got that stewpid dike to do a song n he hates dikes. dad only loves jesus.

AHAHAHA <3

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Why are humans so dumb?

i guess this settles the holden vs. ford dispute..