Y'see - I made a mistake of talking crap about religion. I actually thought for myself and created a new religion based on resonance (like sound of music) and people started believing in me rather than the Bible so really I am just as bad as all the other people with their 'interpretation' of religion spreading false prophecy and claims of God's words to corrupt the innocent and ignorant and lost.

Sorry about that - being evil and everything. But, like I realised this through a enlightened moment I had recently. So, now I am just going to stick to quoting Bible verses when it comes to spreading the word of God (rather than any interpretation I give over the word of God) because to really emulate Jesus Christ, yeah, rising again...

That's so silly!

We all know the Bible was really written by Rupert Murdoch.

Basically.

You can only circumvent interpretation so much. The truth lies in being able to take responsibility for one's words, not trying to divest them of responsibility.