Make A Whole New Religion /
A Falling Star That You Cannot Live Without /
And I'll feed your obsessions /
This thing you'll never doubt /
This thing you'll never doubt. (shirley manson / garbage)

~ okay, so you could easily live without me, but this is my fab idea that will even rival Mishlam (or whatever that religion is that Ash McAuliffe the Irishman is makin at zee momento)!

You see, i swear i'm not the only one that can't sleep at night & has real spiritual orgasms in ways i can't explain over foreign world movies.. you know.. those ones set in spain or france or something with a love parade where the guy falls in love with a drowned woman & decides to have sex with her body like real slow & gentle to revive her & all that shit.

and what REEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLY turns me on is a good 1930s hollywood movie just b4 or after colour came in where it's like a camp double date where 2 guys & 2 girls go all around everywhere & everyone's happy instedda the 2 guys all over each other or smashing each other up over one of the fukking girls. and the girls have these reeeeeeeeeeally gorgeous sparkly elegant cinderella-esque dresses & the men look smart & all that. and the girl smokes & looks at herself all the time.
that majorly turns me on.

(because thats just as vain as me; so it's a quality i'd luv 2 hav in a girl; most people dont do that cause their too pre-occupied with crap ppl.)

but what turns me on the most is everytime i see that four-pillar berlin monument thing... G O D i wanna hump it!!!!!!!!! there's just something about it.
(lol theh little nazi in me again).

seriously, that berlin monument thing is soooooooooooooooooo double triple orgasm.

so i'm making this into a new religion.

this is not about having sexual relations with greek / roman statues... but *close!*


luv, the devil , Herr Sammy-Sam-Sam! oxoxoxoxox

I prefer New Religion by Duran Duran. It's on Rio, and really quite good!
If I wasn't opposed to religion, I'd start my own. I'm not sure I'm entirely compatible with any of the current formats, save maybe universalist unitarians - who are barely religious at all, surely?

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actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

bort is an obvious flaming thawngitarian

A flaming "Thawngitarian" or a "Flaming Thawngitarian"?

And... don't try to pigeonhole me! Maaan.

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I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

THAWNGITARIAN

join us

thawngtian?

It sounds too similar to "vegetarian", and I'm breaking out in hives. Vegetarians disapprove of the ritual bloodbathing. Definitely eed to rebrand for the 2000s: "I follow the religion Faithz4u"

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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

no you dont

ii duno wat to call it yet im still working on a name
its gotta be "snappy"


haha thawngitarian we only eeat thawngz!

I love the word "spleen"

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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.

I escaped somehow. Let's go

actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter

so does jony boy
get back on thawngpic

lololol ewwwwwwwww!


so i invent you a new nursery rhyme for primary school jump-rope/skipping:

Myyyy mum says i'm CLEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!
I've got a shiney SPLEEN!
If i miss the jump-rope
You're go-ing - to - be MEAN!!!!!

fag.

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oh you are so tuned in today.

that's it.. how do you get rid of people - like i'm sick of seeing that cuntholes face. grow up stop being so stump and be fukking nice for once.

Edit: (looks back at it some days later, and sez to self 'HOW Ruuuuuude!'): Okay, Silvine, 'cunthole' is not what i think of you anymore, just nonsensical. for being a christian. shame shame shame. plus some shame. why must you habitat this beautiful earth if youre not going to do anything highly constuctiv. like yessums, okay, it's ratha vain 2 wanna b (do i?) stick out in history, but at least i'm more tollerant than you are. you still shouldnt be on earth lol.

oh satan

heh-lo!

that sounded so sexi whenn u sedd thatt

anyway, we all know Silvine only reads the Bible because he's a Reformed Addict. most of them end up doing that.

to me it's such the easy way out.

like: "Woo-hoo! Let's do herion!!!! Oh shit! Got busted!!! must be Christian now!"

how good is that Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth dandy warhols clip ahh good memories

hey, Katgrrl, somewhere on here i quoted "oh just shut up youre only 16" which was meant to be magic, then i relised i'm 19, not 16. *blush-ripped-open*

god i'm high-euphoric-kite 2nite. and its not even anything!

p.s. really glad youre happy cleeean.

i've never done herion. it's liek the only thing i havent. whats herion like?? i dont kno why ive never taken it.. i've like.. okay , let's talk about veggies!!!!!!!! (not pumpkins)

kinda superficial to look at it like that. a reformed addict is not cursed by there hunger as much as the food is scarce and found in forbidden places. ever heard the saying you cannot live on bread alone. its because food and drugs are one in the same. its not enough for some to just follow the rules of the road and get food thats fast, some on a everending quest forage for there own.