wait.

you're married w/ children?

how can we be roomies?

i don't like children.

I am married with a child. If it helps, my wife and I hate eachother, and additionally I hate kids (except my own).

See? Everything is fine Aaron.

And we won't be "roomies." You will rent an in-law apartment downstairs, separated from the main house with another door and a staircase. Total privacy!

awww
christopher's family pictures have warmed my cold heart a bit.


GODDAMNIT

chris *****ens is more likeable when i see him with his wife and kid.