Doc Hammer is fucking hot. - Page 2

Ninjabot! · #6 10-05-2008, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by fuck a duck

Wait, who is this guy? Does he make the Venture Bros? Used to love that show (espechhh the Iggy/Bowie/Klaus Nomi-sp? ep. twas epic. twas an epic ep).

And yeah, that's a rad look my man's rocking (whoever the fuck he is).

Doc Hammer can't hear you over the sound of how awesome he is:

But to answer you, YES. He's also the voice of Dr. Girlfriend, Henchman #21, and Master Billy Quizboy. And whaddya mean used to love the Venture Bros.? My God, man! The show is getting better and better! Seeing Dr. Venture getting terrorized by a gang patterned after Art of Noise and Keith Flint is rather amazing, really.
I provide links to said brilliance:
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Marvel at Hammer's shoes!

Some stupid fashion blog was ragging on his look, and they had no clue who he was! They thought he was purposely dying his hair and trying to copy Crispin Glover:

Ninjabot! · #7 10-05-2008, 01:09 AM

Doc is full o' sass:

I'm going to keep objectifying him by looking down his shirt:

Ninjabot! · #8 10-05-2008, 04:07 PM

Doc is complacent, but Jackson Publick is keeping him company.

iamaposeur · #9 10-06-2008, 12:06 PM

Hedgehog?

Also, his [?] amazon profile amuses me - Amazon.com: Profile for Doc Hammer

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FASCINATING DOC FACTS: Doc was raised in CT. Doc is a vegetarian (because he is a pansy). Doc does not drink or experiment with drugs because they have ruined many a painter... Doc is a painter. Doc smokes like it's a paying job and drinks coffee as if it were healthy. Doc is a painter and a low-rent hypocrite. Doc has no known food allergies... Yet broccoli give s him painful gas, he avoids it. Doc does the voice of Dr. Girlfriend by speaking with his own voice as Dr. Girlfriend. Doc went to the Museum School of Fine Art in Boston... He learned nothing but the sad art of post-justifying a failed piece of conceptual nonsense. He left to become a painter. Imagine that, The poor guy had to leave an art school to become a painter. After his exit, he was hit with a face-full of "why bother?"... It's not all bad, he does get to paint beauty (as would anybody, if they took their head out of their behind and leaned to experience it). Doc weighs like 120 pounds (pansy). Doc had testicular torsion in his uncomfortable teen years. Doc waits for the third date to tell of the above experience. Doc has an unhealthy obsession with Degrassi Jr. High. Doc pretends to be a robot on MySpace.com. Doc was born on Groundhog's Day, which is easily the lamest holiday to have a birthday fall on. Doc Has filed all the necessary paperwork to have his name legally changed to "Teen Modeling Sensation Doc Hammer". Doc is the only living person that UrbanFetch.com still delivers to.

Ninjabot! · #10 10-06-2008, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by iamaposeur

Also, his [?] amazon profile amuses me - Amazon.com: Profile for Doc Hammer

I almost posted the link to that, but I didn't want to look like a creeper. So, what the hell - Doc-Hammer on deviantART

GO TEAM VENTURE!

He fears his fangirls, which is probably wise: