reasonably.

when i worked in the sex shop, ppl used to ask me if they could pop the buttplugs in in the changing rooms all the time (after they'd purchased them, of course).

i used to politely decline and recommend they used the bathroom in the cafe down the road.

Why has no one ever employed the term "man-snizz" or, dare I even suggest it, "boy snizz" into their vocabulary when describing men's sphincters? I just sounds so outwardly.....filthy.

Wouldn't it be phenom if some sex toy maker somewhere in the world came up with the prospect of a self lubricating butt plug? Think of it, prior to insertion you fill the plug with lube and, once inside, the plug distributes lube at regular 5 minute intervals, it would work on the same principle of those room fresheners that automatically disperse. Once the butt plug disperses, you just wiggle discreetly for effective distribution of lube. Come to think of it, the lube could also be infused with peppermint or spearmint, for that optimum "just brushed" freshness.

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They make those weird "ejaculating" dildos that you can fill with water or whatever, so I imagine you could fill them with lube. I bet there's even a butt plug that does that already.

Looking forward to seeing the title of this thread at a cinema near me soon.

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"Mega Butt Plug vs. Giant Dildo" featuring Tiffany and Deborah Gibson.

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challenging the heterosexist matrix in a single flounce

"Hello, my name is Rula Lenska and as always, I want to look my best"