of all the people that I have jizzed

you make my sex list.

I think I'm pretty well traveled in this regard, my sexual passport has some stamps...


nationalities of guys I've hooked up with (not all ****s, some just jerking off or oral). you guys list yours. comments about the experiences could be fun too. I know Im ****ty but don't care so go ahead and call me an international hooker or whatev.


French
English
welsh
Italian
Israeli
Persian (Iranian)
Hungarian
Czech
argentinean
Brazilian
ecuadorian
Panamanian
costa rican
honduran
dominican
Indian
Vietnamese
Russian
American (Im American in case you don't know but I'm including it anyway)
puerto rican(part of america but not a state and culturally different so I'm including it).

must be born in country listed and have lived there at least a couple years of their life. god I love learning about other cultures this way.

mine are all americans.
boring.

your list, however, is TRES impressive.
also, this board needs more Seventeen in our lives. for serious.

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hmm

south african ... Ranging from ok to amazing. none really bad. 2 most recent guys i've dated were awesome

english... probably had the most of these, my best and worst both english.

One was all slimy and gross like a lizard with a tiny dick. But my 3 best were english

israeli... amazing oral omg so much so that he was an asshole but I kept hanging out with him so he could go down on me. aDICKted

australian (actual rl bf) very sweet but not that good at getting it up

irish... didn't have sex but literally the worst kisser. Tasted like postage stamps

german... nice body, boring

most of them were the first 2 seeing as those are the 2 countries i've lived in

holy **** that's an amazing list. jealoooous.

mine goes like this:

american (lots, everywhere from blahhhh to great but mostly just okay)
britfag (didn't go all the way so i can't assess properly)
czech (awful)
german (a but business-like?)
aussie (BEST EVERRRRRRR)

and then there was the nigerian who tried to rape me in october. which i guess is just, you know, how they **** there. it's a cultural thing. hard for my american mind to grasp.

i'm sure i'll have more to add in the coming months. i feel a serious **** phase coming on and i'm pretty excited about it. right now there is an italian who wants to boff and i'm trying to decide. he's not that hot, but like. he's really into diving, so. yeah.

AND i met the hottest peruvian guy on the whole planet earth on friday night. and i have his number and i want to call him for a sex party when i get over this cold.

i have to say. it's pretty ****ing awesome to be able to meet men from all over the planet just by going out on a friday night. and they all want to **** because they're lonely and far from home. delightful.

oh there was the mexican on the beach in spain and the 2 americans in the world cup
Didn't have sex with any of them but I *really* liked kissing them
esp the americans, they were a bit dirty