i'm still somewhat convinced cleetus is bort posting drunk on the internet.

THEY NEVER POST AT THE SAME TIME. LOOK AT THE TIME STAMPS YOU SHEEP.

what i don't get here. is that cleetus is literally some middle-aging hairy ginger faggot. & yet people are actually stifling their vomit long enough to fuck him.

me. not any of the above-mentioned adjectives. & i'm the one on the internet on saturday nite.

no sense. no_sense_at_all.

NOOO! don't do it!! you will find something/someone else, but don't look back. you'll be sorry. TRUST ME!!

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Michael Phelps for President - 2012!!!

I am loving this 'tags' feature, and this thread.

i wish i could have random gay encounters, but i'm just so straight acting that noone ever knows.

I'm getting less slutty with age?

well, not less slutty, I never was very slutty, but I am pickier now. I think it's because sometimes I've made fun of friends' bad taste, so I'm just afraid it will come back to haunt me the day I'm seen with a guy who is like a Twilight fan or something.

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Yes, you ARE pregnant.

Am I Pregnant?: The KR spinoff