| the only time i gave someone a hickey i was sloppy drunk. they said something about being a vampire. i took the opportunity to act it out. bite marks and all. they were drunk too so they weren't too bothered. just embarrassed.
__________________ gonna get my walkie talkie, and some mustard and some mayonnaise, and a mermaid, and some macaroni, bricks, and some telephone wires, and phone machines |