Ash did you donate the blood? PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID. And Ruth Price, I you too!!!

The Red Cross in my hometown always asked really intrusive questions.
Like "have you had sex with man after 1979?". or "If you're a woman have you had sex with man whose had sex with man since 1979?"

my favorite is "Do you or have you ever had sex for drugs and/or money?"

I talked to someone who works there, that why does that stuff matter if they have to test your blood anyways. "In cases of emergency we may not test blood" and that high risk B.S.

i'm going to do it... i decided to do it anyway... im just waiting for the phone call from my brother....

and i think the questions on the Blood Donation form are very obtrusive... and yeah i laughed when a nurse asked me if id ever had sex for pay... soooo funny... i nearly wet myself... but she looked at me in a disapproving way.. so i just went to the table and drank the free orange juice and ate the free bourbon biccies which im surprised they didnt freak out at... ya know.. what with a gay man actually putting his gay hands on their biccies and juice... i mite spread gay!

put your masks on girls, he's breathing gay air.

Yup... and spread gay germs apparently
beware... you mite catch a small illness called Homosexuality... very deadly *sarcasm rulez*

DAMN! I CAUGHT THAT YEARZZZZ AGOOO!!!!

contagious eh?

Best disease I found out I had

Me too! Even if there was a cure for it id turn it down... why give up on summat so good? Straight people dont know what there missing... apart from being labelled High Risk

i'd go hetero in a heartbeat. The thought of being a carefree pussyhound... ignorance is bliss.

Ruth and I are stuck in the wrong bodies.

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Ruth... dont u dare make the dreaded "turn a gay man/woman straight" pill

Turns out my entire family can't give blood; I'm a homo, my dad has a family history of yellow jaundice, and my mum's too old. It's like they're trying to have no blood. The NHS has Munchausen by Proxy?

My theory: if sexuality could be a choice there'd be a lot more bisexuals.

Ruth is just hot for those all-American cunthounds though. He'd hate to be one. Better if he just works on getting a pussy implant for his poopchute.

Update:
so yeah my bro has been moved up the waiting list but The family are all being tested over the coming weeks except me. Fingers crossed it goes well

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Aww, we thought you were going to go to Whitehall and throw a spazz

I have written a very strong letter to Stonewall... waiting to hear back from them.

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"Cos Childhood's Over When You Know You're Gonna Die..."