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12-08-2007, 11:37 PM
|  | fresh outta rehab | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: and all the stars looked just like little fish
Posts: 3,343
| | | ghay fur pay
I was browsing through one of my magazines and spotted a small, intriguing advertisement: "Discreet male escorts, available for dinners, parties or anything." I quickly checked no one was looking, tore out the advertisement and slipped it into my jack spade man purse.
That evening, I dialled the advertised number. A deep, sexy male voice answered. He was called Andre. We arranged to meet in an hour at a nearby hotel. He gave me a room number and said he would be there waiting for me.
At the hotel, a gorgeous, dark-haired young man greeted me at the door, elegantly robed in a luxurious, red silk kimono. The room was softly aglow with candlelight, sensual Spanish guitar music played in the background. Andre smiled into my eyes and handed me a glass of chilled pink champagne. He was absolutely gorgeous!
Together we toasted the evening then Andre gently put my glass down on the table, took my hand and led me into an enormous, marble bathroom, where a steaming, bubbling spa bath awaited us. For starters, I was massaged and bathed in exotic scented oils ... and I'll never forget the rest! For one night only, I was a total top . I never thought I would be the kind who would pay to have sex with a man, especially a man so much older than me. But I do know that I am better because of that one special night  |
12-08-2007, 11:46 PM
|  | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | | Harry Potter Fanfic Forum IZ NOT WORKING
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
12-08-2007, 11:48 PM
| | ive got nothing to say | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | i nominate starfish for the best & fairest trophy this year.
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except fuck you. |
12-08-2007, 11:48 PM
|  | I'm the hot one. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dying 100 times
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| | | Dumbledore puts on his wizard robe and hat.. |
12-08-2007, 11:55 PM
| | Phil Goff | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Westport, New Zealand
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by cantankerous  i nominate starfish for the best & fairest trophy this year. | That reminds me, we need an end of year awards ceremony for KR. Like The Oscars, but more relevant and shit. Who will win the coveted Gold Lurgy?
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Time is the distance that you can't return by miles.
I escaped somehow. Let's go
actualy [sic] I have quite a blessed life if I'm honest. I have many people to love, hate few and have few money problem's [sic].... What more does a person need? Oh yeah and I have some kind of humbleness unlike you of course ^_^ ~ CarefulCarpenter |
12-09-2007, 05:17 AM
|  | heavens to murgatroyd | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: hospice for the terminally ill
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| | | busted! |
12-09-2007, 05:19 AM
|  | Is This What My Body Said | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | Discreet, fuck. I think the word was invented for closet fags. |
12-11-2007, 09:27 AM
|  | sign yr reps i'm poor. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Leeds, UK
Posts: 548
| | | Ahahaha lolz akimbo.
Dont you mean you were "a better wife and mother for that one special night"?
xx |
12-12-2007, 10:50 PM
|  | afflicted | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: chicago
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| | Quote:
Originally Posted by Diablo_ |
loves it |
12-14-2007, 11:46 PM
|  | Married Misanthropist | | Join Date: Apr 2006
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| | | ok, i just need to say this...
every time i see the title of this thread, i immediately start singing "Stay Away" by Nirvana in my head but substitute with "Ghay Fur Pay"...ok, carry on.
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12-15-2007, 12:23 AM
|  | Former male prostitute. | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: A glass case of emotion
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